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a cracker barrel on every street corner

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

can it have a takeout window where I can bring my own container and have em load me up with piping hot breakfast gravy for $1.39 per quart?

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Naturally, did you even have to ask?

the squeaky mouth gets the grease!

gobble gobble 😋

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

same but a literal barrel full of crackers

to feed the hungry, the mildly peckish, and people who just ate something too spicy

[–] dil@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Smart. Lots of KKKrackers to get rid of after the revolution, and throwing em in barrels is a good bit.

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh shit, you caught me. This was all a clever ruse to commit white genocide, like what's happening in South Africa. Damn you Grokkk for giving away the game

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Some genie is reading this and contemplating making you president just to put a literal barrel 1/4 of the way full of crackers on every street corner just so it can say "you should have specified".