Elon Musk: "hahaha, suckers"
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Elon really hoping that he can skate by without legal consequences as long as he just pretends he didn't actually bribe voters.
Think about it though, he didn't pay them. He can easily spin a story about how he was 'caught up in the moment' and made an offer without thinking, that he was later advised would be illegal.
Idk, I feel like I've seen crazier legal turnarounds in my lifetime. Imagine he references the purchase of Twitter as a pattern of behavior making offers that he isn't actually prepared to fulfill?
They sold their votes to a con man and are surprised they didn't get paid?
Really?
Oh no! Elon lied? No one expected this, how is this possible? He's such a reliable and honest man. /s
You deserve not being paid when you have your vote bought by a nazi scam artist for just $100. But you also shouldn't deserve the right to vote when it can be bought, especially for just 100 bucks.
This is hardly the first presidency that was bought.
Who wants to tell them?
I volunteer as tribute!
HEY CHUMPS! Y'ALL GOT PLAYED BY A CONMAN! MUSK AND TRUMP DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT ANY OF YOU! MAYBE THINK ABOUT THAT FOR ANY FUTURE ELECTIONS, HUH?
RICH PEOPLE ARE NOT GENEROUS. IF THEY WERE GENEROUS THEY WOULDN'T BE RICH PEOPLE. THEY ARE THE OPPOSITE OF GENEROUS.
Isn't it illegal to pay for voting and to be paid? Or, is it just illegal to pay for votes?
Not if you're among the ultra-rich. Supreme Court has decided that rules are for the poors.
I know right? Whatever would have given them the idea that he has ever done anything he's promised? All the failed promises with Tesla? The boring company?
100 dollars? yall sold the usa for 100 dollars?
And didn't even get the money up front.
Paying people to vote a certain way should be one of the worst crimes in a democracy punishable by the harshest of punishments
In Murica..?!
Yeah no shit.
Paying them would be illegal
Conning them isn’t.
Musk meant $100 credit, towards the purchase of a cybertruck. 🫤
Honestly that tracks. lol.
The guy whose companies don't pay debts didn't pay debts? Who could have seen this coming?!
Edit: changed from singular to plural.
Screwed over by the world's richest man?
Yeah, well so was the rest of the nation...
No. Fucking. Shit.
No one has ever become a billionaire by paying people what they’re owed
When one of the two biggest black holes for cash on the entire planet promise to make things better for you if you just do this thing they want to happen, you shouldn't be surprised if at the end of the process you have less money and they have more money. Elon Musk is expert at making money move from you to him. So is Jeff Besos. It doesn't have to be direct from you to them via a payment, just know that they are sucking up the money, and if you ever, ever, ever do something they want you to do, you can be 100% sure it's because after they're done, you have less money and they have more.
It only makes sense that you could buy a presidency in an uber capitalistic country.
Who could have seen this coming???
That crowd loves grifters and con-men. That Trump crowd acts like peasants just to get close to the proximity of wealth.
Honestly at this point the judge should rule against them for being idiots
"The court finds you contemptible."
@dwazou can't get prosecuted for buying votes if you never pay
[insert smirks and taps forehead meme]
It goes to show how dumb people are
All you have to do is wave some money around in their face and make promises to them
.... and they'll do whatever you ask them to do .... then when all is said and done, you can just walk away and never give anyone anything.
Sometimes, news is surprising.
This is not one of those times.
He can pay them back in burning cybertrucks.