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Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 after passing budget evaluation (lemmy.world)

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[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

For what it's worth: this was apparently a concept created by an airline seat company called Aviointeriors who showed the idea off at trade shows in 2010 (as the "SkyRider") and 2018 (as the "SkyRider 2.0" pictured here.) Pretty much all the news articles about it are about Aviointeriors claiming vague unsourced "plans" for them to be adopted by some future date, steeped in Aviointeriors' corporate PR speak, but the articles mostly end up being about the intense public backlash to the idea. No airlines have announced any plans to buy and use these seats, not even those lunatics at RyanAir, and in the years since all SkyRider mentions have been quietly removed from Aviointeriors' own site.

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[–] ImmersiveMatthew@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

I don’t get it. Why not just have bunk beds and everyone gets to lay down like those sleeper busses in Asia. They get way more people on those busses than with just seats

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 10 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Standing still in place for a few hours is waaay more uncomfortable than pacing and walking around. Shifting the weight on our feet really helps

I can't imagine how awful these would be, especially with how cramped they'd be packed in (otherwise they're no smaller than chairs). God, you couldn't even bend down to scratch your knee.

I remember seeing pictures like this a looking time ago so I'm pretty sure they're fake bait. At best it's an idea somebody prototyped but won't use.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago

Cowards just need to go all in and hang us under the plane like an overhead roller coaster.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm over 40 and I usually stand up about half of my working day. But I wouldn't want to stand in an airplane because it's cramped.

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm tall enough I can't stand up on any plane I've been on in the last several years....

[–] gobbles_turkey@lemm.ee 6 points 10 hours ago

I'd pay extra to not have to deal with the TSA as well.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I can’t wait to see people passing out or getting injured because of these seats.

E: plenty of people arguing like people of good health will be the only passengers.

[–] Joeffect@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

What could go wrong standing for two hours... Nothing probably if you're a healthy young individual

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

honestly might even be more healthy

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Only if you do it on a regular basis, not a one-shot like this (if you do not stand a lot usually).

Also, Turbulence!

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

apparently trombosis is a rather large problem even when flying only occasionally for vacations. That's what I meant.

But yeah, turbulences could give you a headache lol

[–] JulieLemming@lemm.ee -2 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

How fat you would have to be to pass out from standing for 2 hours?

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know about how much fat it might take, but my 2 knee surgeries and both my deteriorating hip joints, (been searching eBay for a good used hip joint for cheap), tell me that standing for 2 hours is a painful idea.

[–] JulieLemming@lemm.ee -1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

They will lock in place and you will be gucci for 10 hours

Afterwards you just ask this 6'3 bear like guy to give you a slight kick and off the ramp you slide out like a newborn out of uterus

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago

Just wait til they stick these on international flights. You'll stand 14 hours and you'll love it, peasant.

[–] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 5 points 13 hours ago

banana chair

[–] the_trash_man@lemmy.world 51 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Watch these cost the same as standard seats, and the cost of standard seats go up

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 32 points 21 hours ago

“You’re still a premium subscriber and have full access to our premium plan, but some of our options have changed.”

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

That's right, girls. Start packing on those pounds because the only airline seat that poops, then lies about it doesn't have farts in the headrest anymore.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

I’ve read this repeatedly without any concept of what you’re saying but goddamn is it provocative and gets me going.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, that may actually be more comfortable for me than trying to fold my legs into the tiny rows they have now.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 16 points 22 hours ago

I am super torn here because pre-back-surgery me looks at these and says "the NERVE of these fuckers" and post-back-surgery me is like "Well that WOULD be nice yes"

[–] nroth@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why don't they do lay-down-only seats? Seems like you'd save the same amount of space or more with vastly more comfort.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 20 hours ago (7 children)

The serious non-joke answer is the same as the one for these standing seats: emergency exit speed. When an airplane crash lands you have like less than 2 minutes to get everyone out before the huge inferno happens and roasts people. So for standing seats that pack even more people into an airplane, they have to prove that they can still get everyone out before the deadline. For laying-down seats they would have to prove the same thing.

[–] burntrealm@lemmy.zip 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Not only that, but also the mess it would make. Airlines make good money off of selling food and drinks, how are you going to consume those laying down? Very messily, that's how. More mess = more time spent cleaning the plane = less time in the air = less ticket sales. Not to mention the loss in drink and food sales from people who don't want to do that laying down. It's a lose lose for the airline.

[–] zaperberry@lemmy.ca 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

I would pay a premium ticket price to get a lay down seat at the back of the plane and have no food service in that zone. That gets rid of the food sales loss, for which I have never paid for anyway, as I'd be paying a higher ticket price. I guess at that point there is still a concern regarding a mess, since I can bring my own snacks, but it's not like I would be getting some memory foam mattress with Egyptian cotton sheets with the way airlines would implement this anyway. I'd get a long ~~pleather~~ vinyl cushion with maybe a standard pillow.

It would be worse than what I got in the Navy, slightly, but still better than any shit airplane seat I've sat in.

[–] faltryka@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

There is already a premium ticket price for lay down seats on large commercial passenger jets. Many of those first class seats go all the way down.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I've been on enough planes to believe 2 minutes of evacuation time will see 5% evacuated and 95% trampled before the fiery inferno.

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Remarkably, it has happened. People suddenly decide to pay attention to authority when they’re in a terrifying situation they’ve never experienced.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What I've chosen to glean from this is that I should inflict varied and new terrors upon coworkers to help keep us on track.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 hours ago

excellent, the boss will be proud of the new performance numbers, therapy will no longer be covered by insurance to improve the sense of dread.

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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 21 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

People too fat

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why don’t they do lay-down-only seats?

Bigger and older passengers would find it more difficult to get into the top bunk than to ride a standing-only seat.

But it's all shit regardless. Boeing can barely even make planes that don't fall apart on the runway. The American airline industry's fleet is increasingly defunct. The FAA is gutted. Airports are falling into disrepare due to mismanagement. You'll be lucky to get any kind of air travel in another decade.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Solution: bring a cheap plastic chair as part of your luggage

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

And if the plane fails, jump out of the plane with the chair and sit down/stand up as you're about to hit the ground.

You won't receive any fall damage during the animation.

(Make sure to check patch notes, this is a 2020 update exploit)

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 day ago

Honestly I didn't even realize until now how good the cropping is on lemmy compared to redd*t. holy shit the number of memes that came from screenshots of twitter screenshotted on insta screenshotted on whatever the fuck but this one was profile.

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