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[–] Reasonable_Guy@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago

Meanwhile there's those of us in the US

[–] Flashbulb8464@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

Bobby, if those kids could read, they’d be very upset.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 hours ago

Sleep in a house you own? Can't relate

[–] Ickabod@lemm.ee 14 points 9 hours ago

I wouldn't get too cozy over there. We'll just end up bringing America to you :) Sleep soundly

[–] coffeetastesbadlikecoffee@sh.itjust.works 26 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

It's all fun and games watching the crazy people do crazy things across the pond until you remember the crazy people have nukes and the biggest idiot of them all has the launch codes. Sleep well tonight!

[–] mgnome@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

As if Europe didn't have one demented moron routinely threatening everyone with nukes for years now. 🌚

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

The funny thing is that statistically, there's a 43% chance that you're living in one of the other 8 countries with nuclear warheads lol.

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Try sleeping just north of them.

(edit: also the "launch codes" for most of the time they existed where just set to all zeros.)

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 14 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Lucky bastard, can you like abduct me or something?

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Your government will do that for you

[–] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

Yeah no shit.

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[–] MistressMaiden@pawb.social 11 points 15 hours ago

I wish I could be all of you rn

[–] plyth@feddit.org 16 points 17 hours ago

If you don't come to America, America comes to you.

[–] the_q@lemm.ee 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Most Americans don't live in America.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafe 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They mean live vs just existing.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 hours ago

We call that surviving in burgertown

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 102 points 1 day ago (11 children)

You shouldn't be sleeping soundly. Most of you are only a few steps behind us on the same path.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 21 points 21 hours ago

The problem is that so many of us INSIDE the US still sleep like that, especially the ones who match homer’s kind of “dopey white middle aged boomer dad who raised a family on a single factory job” demographic.

I match some of those demographics, like the dopey white middle aged USAmerican dad raising a family with his one income. I don’t match him in other areas because I am an over-educated tech worker living in an old cheap blue collar neighborhood to make it happen in current day.

I am extremely unhappy and embarrassed about just about every single thing that has my country is in the news, to say the least. It makes me sad and worried for the entire world. Giving a shit about other people while evil morons are grabbing power will do that to you.

But for people who look like me and don’t follow what’s going on in the world or care about other people? My day to day real life in my local physical environment is comfortable and privileged as hell, and so is a lot of theirs.

Combine that with our culture where a “successful” life is constant stress over the rat race and keeping up with the Joneses, so that you are worried about making the payments on your luxury SUV rather than whether your government is destroying people you don’t know while funneling your resources to people who already have 1000x more than you.

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