Using the power of thirst for good i see
this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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His response video at the end of the page is hilarious. I was kind of expecting a douchebag but he seems nice as hell
TITTIES!
It’s uh… a bit more focused on the “cougar” audience. Lots of stiff wood.
It was refreshing to read that in the article. Here I am always thinking it's dumbass mid thirties divorced men like me falling for thirst traps but I'm glad it brings women into it as well
I’m also a dumbass mid thirties divorced man, but this is definitely parching my thirsts.
Turns out there are no titties :(
Plenty of titties, just manly ones
Yeah, taking the photos in the park focusing on that white Nike socks :)