this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2023
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[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe it is ooh eeh ooh aah aah ting tang wallawalla bang bang.

I see you went for the extra credit essay

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

try to examine one or more of your buddies, for the answers

don't forget to say "no homo" while you're at it

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Also keep the socks on it homo if you take off the socks

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It’s A then B, and finish with “Start” newb

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I googled it cause its been like 24 years since I actually used it lol

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol fr. Wait so am I wrong?

[–] Cyanity@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Partially. They forgot the start, but the B A was correct.

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thank you for your service o7

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Cum harder, cum faster, cum stronger

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

Up your ass, OP

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t worry they use the bell curve

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 year ago

Well, a curved bellend. Same difference.

[–] BanditMcDougal@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

According to me and most of my buddies, the answer is diverticulitis in varying degrees.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What did you get for number two?

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

I was just about to ask you, assman

[–] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago

Stay in school, kids!

[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is that a young Jason Momoa?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s that one actor whose eyebrows steal every scene.

Edit: No joke, if you search “eyebrow actor”, it’s all him. Will Poulter.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

I do, but I have to show you