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A 12 hour musical in which Mike Michaud repeatedly whips whatever reviewers are still left while Doug screams about the woke mob
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A musical about people being mean to him over his The Wall review.
He should do a screaming review on his cosmetic surgeon.
Come and See review
"This movie is seriously trying to use war as a metaphor for High School? Don't you know that high school sucks for everyone? Get over it you loser, some of us have real problems, like people being mean to us on the internet!" 
A 4 hour epic where him and the Cinema Snob team up to film a dead body, because Logan Paul did that and "still has a career" so they're hoping to revitalise theirs the same way.
But at the end, they fail to find a body, and so Doug shoots CS on camera, no bad green screen or MS pain effects, he just murders a man and it becomes apparent that this was a snuff film the whole time. The final shot of the movie is Doug lying down on the grass in a crucifix pose as the camera zooms out and fades to black.
He doesn't get arrested for the murder, because the cinematography of those final scenes is too good, and no one believes he could've actually made something that competent. Also it's a musical.