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[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

My wife only said "Don't you dare". And now i'm confused. The words imply a dare, her tone sounded like a threat

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Knowing how "fun" it is to make a truly watertight window, even with low pressure, matching both cold and hot and detergent and whatever's flying in there, I'm glad there isn't a glass pane to view into the dishwasher.

Also, I'm usually doing things that are not reliant on seeing what's happening in a dishwasher when it is running, so the cost effectiveness would not be great there.

[–] pulsey@feddit.org 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How is it different from a window in a washing machines, because those are quite common.

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I'm not sure… as my current washing machine don't have one. It's a top-loader. I do see washing machines with a round door, though. Maybe the difference is that the whole door is the glass part, so there's no seal to make with the rest of the "door" part, but that's not satisfying.

I'd be curious to ear from an expert about this.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Duh. If they let you see how it's done, then you'll know how to do it yourself. And once you know how to do it yourself, you won't need to buy one of their expensive machines every time you want to wash dishes.

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

just buy plastic cutlery and throw it away after each use

Hack the system

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

I have a countertop dishwasher that has a giant window in the front. Wanna know what's in there?

Bubble bath shower for the dishes. It looks fun.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't want to see it.

For the purposes of saving water, your dishes are repeatedly washed in dirty greasy brown water before rinsing. This does not look good, but in fact it is alright.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not true. They are hiding the fact that there's a group of tiny gnomes forced to work the dishes. No one wants to see tiny slaves in their kitchen. They are pathetic and do not fit the rest of the kitchen ambiance.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're just in there licking all the food off the dishes after getting drunk on the "rinsing agent".

If you forget to fill their booze, they just piss all over your dishes, that's where the spots come from.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Immigrants taking my good old American Jack Russell Terrier's job. They took her jerb!

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even worse! They're all nude!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They have big dicks though

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

In proportion to their bodies, yes?

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he left out cleaning the hose that leads to the sink.

[–] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 182 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The technology connections guy has a video where he puts a window in one to show how it works

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 1 points 15 hours ago

And it started leaking.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 159 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (17 children)

And it looks like sudsy vomit recirculating over your dishes. Ain't nobody wanna see that.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 52 points 2 days ago (7 children)
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[–] TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

There are good reasons to hide what's going on inside. Some are simply not prepared: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIKJ6n-vSKt/

[–] mycelium_underground@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (8 children)

It's to keep people from seeing the reality of recycled dishwater being sprayed at the plates you eat off of.

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[–] frunch@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I remember a while back discovering GE made a clear door that could be used for diagnostic purposes on some dishwashers they had built. Never got to try one out, just thought it was cool they made em.

[–] assembly@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago (9 children)

They don’t want you to know about the dish gnomes forced to work in tight spaces under terrible conditions.

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[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 2 days ago (11 children)

this Capitalization is Giving me a Fucking stroke

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[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Why tho'? Apart from curiosity, what do you need to see? How will you utilize the information?

In an oven you can check on the food, and to a certain extent in the MW.

[–] gazter@aussie.zone 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Front load washing machines let you see, but it's a tease because they lock the door.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

It's so that you can pontificate on that tissue you left in your pocket as it dissolves into little bits of paper snot and gets stuck on everything

[–] wulrus@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Table top dishwashers usually have a window. My kid considered it a major disadvantage when we got a real dishwasher that the window was missing.

[–] kami@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Your kid spoke the truth

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 81 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Technology connections put a window in one, it’s just nasty water swirling around and a lot of people would be grossed out by that so they hide it lol

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[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 50 points 2 days ago

Reading though the comments I think something I said earlier today is going to be true. Technology Connections is going to be the XKCD of video explainers.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 58 points 2 days ago (9 children)

why do They capitalize seemingly random Words in each Sentence?

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago

My washer and dryer have tinted windows. I have no idea why. I'm guessing their chief designer drives a heavily modded Scion though.

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