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badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
About to stand up for my sales pitch - this is my chance to introduce white rompers to the world! Surely I can trust a sneaky little toot…..
ah, is this why 666 is the number of the beast?
Correct. Also you shit yourself
not related but my pet theory is it's called "going number two" because you always pee and poo hence using 2 holes ipso facto no 2
the number of Mister Beast
Aight let's go i feel like a gamble
Oh crab shit flip i dropped rhe dice and can't find it uhhhh let's um say, it was a four. You shit yourself
HELL YEAH
Russian poolette
Exactly, but every chamber is loaded (you shit yourself)
Roll for me
Dice is hotttttt todayyy let's see. You rolled a 3! You shit yourself
3 factorial - yep that'll do it
Yipeeh!
Please 6 please 6 please 6 please 6
You rolled a 6! You shit yourself :)
hit me
You rolled a 1. Critical fail. You shit yourself
Roll for +1 slight of hand, I try to pretend I didn't fard
In this edition you can roll shite of hand. You shit yourself
I just pooped bout an hour ago so my butt is empty.
That's what you think. You rolled a five. You shit yourself.
I'm a level 20 rogue and I just landed a crit sneak attack. Do your worse!
You rolled a nat 6, with shitical damage. You shit yourself
Ha joke's on you, i refuse to be subject to the probabilistic whims of an uncaring universe. I preemptively shit myself
Can I still tell your dice roll? (Ir was a 2)
Hit me
The fact you didn't say 'shit me' means you deserve this 6. You shit yourself
Hit me
Sir your dacks are already cacked. You can't shit no more
HIT ME