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[–] VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 6 points 23 hours ago

Why? I also love to shit myself

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yes. We need a princess who shits her pants.

[–] RobotFK@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 19 hours ago

Only one Pant, read the caption

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 20 hours ago

She's got an IWI Tavor, so I thought she was Israeli. If she was Spanish she'd have a CETME.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 21 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Somehow the thing that bothers me most here is "an Disney".

Also, what is the tactical advantage of shitting your pants?

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 9 points 20 hours ago

Its a reference to an "open carry" conservative influencer that used to walk around her college with an ar-15 to try to provoke people for content.

After she got somewhat famous pictures of her shitting herself while drunk at a party leaked to the internet.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

You dip your bullets in it
that way even if they survive the bullet, the sepsis will get them

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 9 points 23 hours ago

+10 poison damage

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta shit them first before someone else shids them

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Aww man. Someone put shit in my pants while I was aiming.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Sorry dude I was running out of clean pants

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It is a great natural camouflage if you crawl through mud or a kindergarten

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Also, what is the tactical advantage of shitting your pants?

Just think of all the time you save. It adds up!

Lubrication, maybe?

[–] camr_on@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago

This is so true

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago

Girlwarcriminals to the front of the line!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Honest to god above I have no idea what it's referring to, I just found it absurd.

I'm not sure I want to know.

[–] forrgott@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's pretty lame, actually. If curiosity gets the better of you:

Tap for spoilerKaitlin Bennett, a right wing nutcase who had a moment of screen time on Faux News, had a picture do the rounds online showing her passed out on the floor with a fresh giant turd we've in her ass crack...

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, that seems much less interesting and dignified than the meme itself. Well, I'm glad to have posted it because it's dumb and not anything else.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

Here I was just picturing the most interesting woman, unwilling to let public convention or public restrooms stop her quest

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How confident are we that's really her?

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

The picture? Hard to say. She did factually pass out and shit herself at a college party though.

[–] ewigkaiwelo@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

21 Century Fox studios who had the rights for the Alien franchise have been obtained by Didney like 5 years ago or something so that is a reference to Alen Ripley character who is now one of the didney princesses, and the alien queen from the second movie os ofcourse the didney queen💖

Edit: I have a very smol brain and didn't read the part about pants crapping befor leaving a comment so yeah just some adjacent trivia then, the character on the picture kinda still looks like Ripley

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

I like your story it's nice tho the other thing, which is probably the real reference, is depressing.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Share it with us commoners

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 15 hours ago

Wild. People do the craziest things.

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

An disney is a pretty cool guy. He princesses and doesn't afraid of anything.

[–] zymagoras777@lemmy.world 4 points 22 hours ago

Ju spik veri gud london

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 5 points 22 hours ago

Can I get an amen

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't think Leia poops her pants. She was calm and cool.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

I didn't see that part.

[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I just got a seizure reading this.