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race conditions (lemmy.zip)

submitted 5 days ago by 0x0@lemmy.zip to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Noob should've used PNPM

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

No NullPointerExceptions in Kotlin.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

and then there's ruby who didn't even qualify but still would have done better than the others.

[–] Redkey@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago (5 children)

"NPM install" isn't going to be the direct result of a race condition in JavaScript. And while I'm not familiar with Python, I'd guess that an "Indentation error" wouldn't be one either. A missing library or syntax error that's only discovered by executing a particular branch is still just a missing library or syntax error, not a race condition.

Also, while Node.js is popular, it isn't an integral part of JavaScript in the way that the other errors are integral to their respective languages.

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[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

Python? That’s an embarrassed GAMBAS!

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