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[–] atro_city@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Ok, what if, and hear me out, they are actually doing this to ban plans and force the reintroduction of, wait for it, trains!?

Nah, didn't think so either.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No fly zones! Gotta take a bus.

Better for the Environment. Now they need to end SpaceX.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

or even control the weather for nefarious motives.

Actually, contrails do have a slight climate impact. Not controlled of course.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

States give privileges to things people do for their Invisible Friend, who's not real either. What are you gonna do?

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Red meat for the specific kind of idiots who tell anyone who they can trap in a corner for 5 minutes about how aliens built the pyramids.

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