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Amazon Teases Next James Bond Will Face Off Against Threat Of Collective Bargaining (theonion.com)
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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 month ago

Bozo is already a bond villain.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The 007 silhouette behind him looks like his head is turned to the side with a silly haircut

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... and an earring dangling from his non-existent glasses.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I thought he had a tear running down his cheek.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

That would be an accurate depiction of MI6, so obviously this is fake. Don't need the Onion label here tbh

[–] canajac@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Bond is old shit now and outdated spy crap. Now that bezos owns it I will never watch a bond film again.