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Donald Trump has responded to planned "No Kings" protests against his leadership, saying "we're not a king at all."

Demonstrations targeting him are planned nationwide on Saturday, the same day as a military parade celebrating the U.S. Army's 250th anniversary in Washington, D.C, which coincides with the president's 79th birthday.

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[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 14 points 1 day ago

So quit acting like it you orange piece of shit.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 36 points 1 day ago

So he's too stupid to know about the royal "we."

That figures.

[–] fake_meows@lemm.ee 70 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The royal "we". Interesting.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? Real life once again proving to be shitty satire

[–] dzsimbo@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Not in this case. Real life is accidentally so shitty, it makes for passable satire. I mean if the dude would've conciously pulled it off, I'd almost be okay with him.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

We three kings of orient are smoking on a rubber cigar

[–] Lemonspeed@lemmy.world 304 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The use of the royal “we” seems to indicate otherwise…

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Funny, I thought it was the godly we as in the father, the son, and the orange doofus.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 85 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

To be honest, it probably actually was a slip of the tongue. He's nowhere near that clever.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago

Right, he's legitimately not intelligent enough to realize he came close to an actual fucking joke.

[–] xyzzy@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He says "we" all the time to refer to himself.

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The royal "we"

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[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

He’s not using the royal “we”—that’s a common point of confusion. He’s actually using the caesaropapal “we”.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

You, Lemonspeed, and I all joined Lemmy the same day.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"We are not a king. We are Venom!"

Don’t do Venom dirty like that.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 1 day ago

I think you misspelled "Vermin"

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago

Arguing over the technicality of a word vs his actions. Children do this.

[–] AngrySquirrel@lemm.ee 113 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Strange, he was the one to lable himself a king first, followed by the whitehouse...

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1892295984928993698

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

What was the prompt? Trump as King Disco Elysium style?

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He means him and Steven Miller

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't forget meth gnome and the world's oldest boy

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I gotta ask, who is the Meth Gnome? Cause that's an awesome insult.

[–] Manalith@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Kristi Noem I'd assume, look at SD's meth campaign.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

And we are not amused.

[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ohhhh, look who’s trying to weasel out of his customary BEHEADING.

TACO lil removed

[–] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Beautifully stated, thank you.

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 89 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Trump isn’t a king the same way Augustus wasn’t a king—they became something even more extreme, while dressing themselves up in the shells of the republican institutions they destroyed.

[–] match@pawb.social 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

His reasoning as to not being a king is that he's trying to be a king and it's harder than he expected? Is the sword of damocles too scary for him??

[–] BassTurd@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Completely unrelated, but the band Sleep Token released a song title Damocles in their recent album, and it's great. The whole album and everything they release is great, but I am particularly fond of Damocles.

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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

C'mon guys...everyone knows he prefers, "God Emperor".

[–] SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hm, enormous corpulent worm? Maybe

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Except that worm was Prescient. Trump has so far shown no sentience, let alone prescience.

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not going to lie, I'm really irritated that his birthday falls on the exact date of this anniversary... He can have his birthday dictator worship and claim that's not what it's for and make us look "ungrateful to the army" for protesting it...

[–] Placebonickname@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Might get lucky this year and cancel the military parade due to thinderstorms

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[–] dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Calm down folks, and I mean folks, there are no kings here. Just one, me! The best king with the very most words. Make my bank account Grat again and go fuck yourself! See you in the Golfclub losers. "

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

+1, but one small edit, "...in the Golfclub SUCKERS and losers."

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It says "No kings". We're allowed to have one.

/s

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 21 points 2 days ago

No. Fuck you.

[–] bdjukeemgood@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Can’t even read that shit hole with all the pop ups

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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not in real life but he plays one on TV

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