Windows: would you like to ~~collect your data~~ personalize your system?
Options are: Yes, or Ask In 3 days
Where's the fuck off option M$ ?
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Windows update fucked up my dual boot. It managed to somehow through a RAM error from the BIOS on every boot. Fuck Windows. I don’t want updates which I don’t even notice.
Might as well add regular "shutdown" as an "option" too
Windows is so full of stupid little shit that should have been fixed years - if not decades - ago. Sleep mode broken, folder customize options don't apply to subfolders despite offering that choice, the OP. Sigh.
Microsoft should be responsible for when I close my laptop and then it starts a fucking fire in my backpack. that shit should have been fixed YEARS ago.
Set it to hibernate when you close the lid. It's a full shutdown so the sleep timers don't run, but the ram contents are kept, so it's only slightly slower than starting from sleep.
That should be the default, but OEMs are weird.
I switched to Linux and haven't had a problem since
Idk how it's working for you guys, but I've not once had it actually shut down after clicking update and shut down. It always restarts myb once or twice and finishes at the lock screen, it just doesn't shut down. I always have to manually turn it off after it finishes.
I've found that if I click "update and shutdown" and hold the power button it shuts down, the update process is even quicker this way /S
But for real, I've been doing this for almost a year now I. Will. Not. Wait. I am going home now
I think it depends from the motherboard. My 8th gen Intel Lenovo always update and reboot (and get to the lock screen) when I say update and shutdown while a gigabyte 6th gen Intel always update and shutdown (one reboot during the update install)
And if you dual boot and have Linux set as main, "update and shutdown" means "reboot to Linux"
Yep my work laptop is win11, this happens every time. I just wait till the end of the day, click update and shut down, let the dog out and then give her breakfast (I work nights) then go back and shut down from lock screen.
Meanwhile on my Linux laptop, "downloading critical system files" SUDO shut down, "whatever you say boss" and 10 seconds later it's off.
Dunno what to tell you, man. Update and shut down always works perfectly for me. It updates, restarts to finish the update, then shuts down. Works every time.
The only thing I can think of is that you're being impatient and manually shutting he machine down after the restart, instead just letting the OS do its thing.
I'm most definitely not interrupting it, I can go away, do something else, and it will still be on the lock screen after rebooting. I'd then have to click on shut down again.
It's not just me?! I thought my PC was buggered
Just came to leave an image of a cute cartoon penguin, don't mind me.
But club penguin shut down 8 years ago
I wanted to make this meme for the nth time my Lenovo rebooted (and left at the login screen) when I chose update and shutdown
Update and Shutdown -> go and make tea -> Linux lock screen -> 😐
Windows really dosn't want to be on my system.
Well, that's a first. The usual way is for Windows to break the Linux install every time it does anything.
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turn off and touch gass
I'm amazed at how after 50 years, over 100,000 top-tier software engineers, and $3,500,000,000,000, Microsoft are still so bad at making operating systems.
It's almost as if Capitalist rhetoric about innovation is bullshit.
That's always so annoying, because Windows isn't my default boot entry, so I need to babysit its "totally not a reboot" update.
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ah yes i remember this frustration before i changed operating systems. now i have a whole bunch of new frustrations but this ain't one of them 😎 i use debian btw
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i click shut down, close my laptop, then the next day it turns out it never shut down because my pdf viewer was still open
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Why the hell does my PC turn itself on from hibernate when there is an update pending? Fuck you windows.
Going to switch to Linux as soon as I stop being lazy... any day now.
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