If I need to make an important decision, I'm always sure to eat first. The added nutrients help prime the brain for the cognitive process.
That's food before thought.
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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~~Sometimes when I'm feeling drained and realize i haven't eaten all day I'll eat a meal before making a big decision.~~
~~That food be for thought.~~
Edit: Meh. Wasn't different enough.
It's ok. Sometimes when I'm hosting sexually promiscous nymphos and have dinner all laid out, I gatekeep the meal jealously.
That food be for the thots.