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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

When I hear someone like MTG say something like this my first thought isn’t “Oh, she’s finally figuring it out!” No. It’s “What fucked up way does she think people need to be brainwashed to align more with her brand of shittiness?”

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 1 points 11 minutes ago

There's a youtuber I like that uses the term "weaponized autism" but this is more of a "ballistic brain damage" scenario.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

The recurring cycle of MTG deciding she wants more attention.

[–] RedditIsDeddit@lemmy.world 27 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They are so close to realizing it.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 5 points 18 minutes ago

It's almost sentient.

starts eating its own shit again

Nevermind.

[–] ristoril_zip@lemmy.zip 15 points 3 hours ago

welcome to the resistance, Marjorie

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 32 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Saw polling where even Trump voters only have 25% support for attack on Iran, and majority of all demographics oppose by over 50%. There is a huge disconnect between zionist supremacist media and politicians, and American people. Not just war, but marjority of Amercians have unfavourable view of Israel despite absolute political/media dominance to "educate them".

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 15 points 3 hours ago

Polls also show overwhelming support for social security and taxing the rich, the GOP don't give af and the R voters won't change how they vote over this.

[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 hours ago

Rare conservative win

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 28 points 5 hours ago

I thought this was a SNL skit with a joe biden character on the left.

Lee Corso in a wig is SO CLOSE to self aware here.

Almost there, cro magnum bad bleach blonde boy bod

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 58 points 10 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 17 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

Kinda. MTG is ragging on Fox News, sure, but she's also both-sides'ing media outlets on the left with her full quote:

We have propaganda news on our side just as the left does

She's fishing for people to agree with her which legitimizes her claim that left-leaning news networks are just as untrustworthy as Fox News, which is and untrustworthy news outlet, but she doesn't say shit about Breitbart or OANN or any of the other right-wing superspreaders of misinformation.

So, she is a broken clock that's currently pointing at the correct time, but she did it in a way to sneak in an untruth or two in there hoping that people would pick up on that and amplify the message.

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Putting the new York times and fox news in the same category is correct as far as I can tell. I don't oppose her calling NYT republican either.

[–] RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 hours ago

There are liberal propaganda outlets and congressperons pushing for war with Iran

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

I have not looked at the American mainstream press for a few months, but honestly cannot remember any broadcasters or papers who are decently covering all news

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago

Look, fuck this racist asshole Marjory. But liberal news sources are also largely garbage. The NYT, for example (well respected by liberals) is constantly giving voice to reactionaries, lying by omission, supporting US imperialism and just generally upholding the status quo, even when it means normalizing/legitimizing fresh horrors from republicans.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Yeah thats what broken clock means

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I prefer "stopped clock," since broken clocks can often continue ticking, albeit at the wrong speed.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

A broken clock, whether it ticks too fast or too slow, is still right at least once every 24 hours, I think.

The only exception would be one that ticks correctly but is not set to the right time (does this count as broken?)

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

If a 24-hr clock is one second slow per day, its correct once every 236 years.

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I was thinking of an analog clock with 12 hours and no distinction of AM or PM... but if we're talking 24h clocks you are right.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Every 118 years then.

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If it ticks faster than time than it would be right more than once (24hr time) a day, the faster it ticks the more times it will incidentally be correct (perhaps there is an allegory here..)

A clock that ticks slower than time would be right less than once a day, but it can never....

I feel like I need a simulator to understand this relationship actually....

[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I was thinking of analog 12hr clock with no distinction between AM and PM

I wonder if your 24hr clock example would be more intuitive as frequencies and phases?

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

I was also visualizing the round analogue clock face, but didn't want to muddy the water by saying "twice" when I guess it's technically only once, just no am/pm delineation.

I am puzzling over this at work now. I guess a fast clock could be right almost infinite times a day if it ran fast enough, but a slow clock can only be as slow as a whisper faster than stopped, which would mean it could be right alllllllllllllmost twice a day, but never twice a day.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

I mean with her she's right less than once a day.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago

Exactly.

Fuck, I agree with MTG this morning? And I was off to such a good start today.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 82 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

This is a ''The worst person you know just made a great point.'' moment, isn't it?

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

It's easy to pretend when your vote doesn't count. It's really fuckin easy when you've abdicated your responsibility as the US Congress and you don't even get to vote.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

More like the worst person ever now says the same as everyone else

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 22 points 12 hours ago

"Even a broken clock is right twice a day"

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 16 points 12 hours ago

Feels like a plague rat telling you "hey yo rats have the plague"

[–] Tower@lemmy.zip 28 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wtf is Matt "Statutory Rape" Gaetz doing there?

[–] D_C@lemm.ee 15 points 11 hours ago

He thought it was a learning seminar about brainwashing hoping to use it for more 'statutory' shenanigans.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 74 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

That was not on my bingo card

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 12 points 10 hours ago

She already opposed "anti-BDS" laws that would criminalize Americans for publicly declaring that they will not buy products for political reasons.

While she is a terrible person all around, she is consistent in asking "does this help America" in her idea of what "America" is supposed to be.

Evidently wasting billions on Israel, getting US soldiers killed and forbidding people in the US from voicing their opionion including on what to buy and not to buy is detrimental to the US.

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 28 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

you mean the war started by the spoiled child state enabled by the USA?

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[–] RhondaSandTits@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 10 hours ago

Daddy-Don sending military to assist teh joooos

"EvERY ONe IS BRaINWaSHeD! ... except me"

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 22 points 13 hours ago
[–] smol_beans@lemmy.world 42 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

You know things are really fucked when you find yourself saying "hell yeah" to statements by mtg and tucker

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