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[โ€“] Ledivin@lemmy.world 87 points 1 year ago

"I don't act gay"

Apparently everyone that has ever known him disagrees ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] TauZero@mander.xyz 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Solution: answer "yes" whenever asked but don't do anything further. This will stop the questions since the "mystery" has been solved. If someone actually propositions, say "flattered but you are not my type". End up drowning in pussy from all the gay-chaser girls who think they "can change you".

I have seen this exact thing happen to a friend in a past social circle. It was a hoot to witness.

[โ€“] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Questionable... but cleverly strategic hmm

[โ€“] Lowered_lifted@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Anon is not honest with himself. Love yourself, suck a dick. Ain't nothing wrong with that.

[โ€“] GBU_28@lemm.ee 18 points 1 year ago

Dude probably just presents pretty feminine.

Nothing wrong with that but it will get small minded people wondering.

[โ€“] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think you should fuck them all right in the bum as punishment. Except for the family people. Don't do that.

[โ€“] Anal_Fornicator_@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

There no exceptions, only holes.

[โ€“] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

*banjo noises stop abruptly*

There was a running bet in my family about me being gay or not. I had this problem my entire life and I just like girls.