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And if one? How does one decide which?

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[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Wait you guys have more than 1?

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 25 minutes ago

Found the one ball wonder right here

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

One for the frank and one for the beans

[–] notnotdying@lemmy.nz 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

Inbetweeners. Such a funny show I forgot about.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 8 points 13 hours ago

I tried but the condom is too big

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

What is the rest of the recipe?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

You putting icecream in there?!?!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 30 minutes ago)

Yeah, it has nuts.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 hours ago

Cold hard f**k

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Some secrets we can take to the grave ❤️

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 3 points 15 hours ago

Ahhh, sweet 💞💞

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 41 points 21 hours ago (3 children)
[–] stupe@lemmy.zip 11 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Three? I'm just sitting over here with one...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 22 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

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[–] the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 17 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Only put the one you plan to use

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Not the one where the pee is stored.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

I read once in an article (don't remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic chemical naturally.

In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

That feel when your mom fucked a shaman and you're half magic mushroom, half human.

[–] the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

True, my doctor suggested this but sometimes I like to switch it up to surprise my partner.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 30 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

Shit! That's how it works? I've been using a condom for each ball too! You've saved me so much money

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

People just dont understand men's anatomy

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Two moons?
Four balls in the condom!

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Makes me wonder if anyone actually tried this for real.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] chad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

I'm about to go try this shit at home!

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I'm all about less clutter.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 19 hours ago

minimalist lifestyle is so depression era coded. Im all for maximalism now. Get ball transplants, grow a tumour, have as many balls as you can

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 4 hours ago

That is not a problem. You only really need them during sex.

[–] owl@infosec.pub 2 points 7 hours ago

Me neither, but I would guess it makes it easier to insert the balls.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I've wore one before, but only one.

it's been passed down in my family for generations.

Damn Genghis

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Makes it look bigger

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 19 hours ago

If they fits, they sits.

[–] Zatore@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

Only have one, so maybe?

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I try one for both (I'm eco friendly)

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Not just the condom, also the vagina.

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