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And if one? How does one decide which?

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[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Wait you guys have more than 1?

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Found the one ball wonder right here

[–] notnotdying@lemmy.nz 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Inbetweeners. Such a funny show I forgot about.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

One for the frank and one for the beans

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 8 points 20 hours ago

I tried but the condom is too big

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 10 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, I def don't buy magnum condoms bcs of my magnum dong, that's for sure.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

You putting icecream in there?!?!

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Yeah, it has nuts.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 12 hours ago

Cold hard f**k

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I only put the balls in the condom, I leave the meat out and free.

[–] el_bhm@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

What is the rest of the recipe?

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've always been small, but while I was maturing, my sack hung lower and lower. I also have problems with holding urine so every night before sleep I put both my penis and whole scrotum to a condom. In the morning, it's full of pee

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some secrets we can take to the grave ❤️

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Nope. Screenshot is already on 9gag

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 points 23 hours ago

Ahhh, sweet 💞💞

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] stupe@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Three? I'm just sitting over here with one...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

it's a gay sex highlander thing. whoever orgasms first has to give the other person a ball. eventually there's gonna be one dude with so many balls.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Seems like a self balancing problem. More balls = more pressure. Then you lose one until you hit equilibrium with the other highlanders.

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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It depends on the moon phases. Full moon? No balls. Half moon, half balls. Etc.

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

Shit! That's how it works? I've been using a condom for each ball too! You've saved me so much money

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People just dont understand men's anatomy

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Two moons?
Four balls in the condom!

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[–] the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only put the one you plan to use

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Not the one where the pee is stored.

[–] the_swagmaster@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

True, my doctor suggested this but sometimes I like to switch it up to surprise my partner.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I read once in an article (don't remember the details), that the urine of schizophrenic people contains some psychedelic chemical naturally.

In other words, psychedelic pee is stored in the schizophrenia

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

That feel when your mom fucked a shaman and you're half magic mushroom, half human.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You haven’t lost your virginity until both balls are in.

[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Makes me wonder if anyone actually tried this for real.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] chad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

I'm about to go try this shit at home!

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I'm all about less clutter.

minimalist lifestyle is so depression era coded. Im all for maximalism now. Get ball transplants, grow a tumour, have as many balls as you can

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Nobody has ever asked me to wear one, so... I've never worn one.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 12 hours ago

That is not a problem. You only really need them during sex.

[–] owl@infosec.pub 2 points 15 hours ago

Me neither, but I would guess it makes it easier to insert the balls.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I've wore one before, but only one.

it's been passed down in my family for generations.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Makes it look bigger

[–] PoopSpiderman@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Lots of people will put their balls in too, but it’s just for warmth. It’s totally a preference thing. You might see what it says in a history book, or the Bible.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

If they fits, they sits.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I try one for both (I'm eco friendly)

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not just the condom, also the vagina.

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