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Claptrap because he doesn't do stairs and we love Borderlands games.

Edit: Mop is Minion...also from borderlands games

J. Edgar would be a good name

Mine is named Rosie. Rosie the robot maid.

"Johnny 5 chan" and i set the voice to Japanese. I have no idea what it's saying exactly but it sounds very polite when it's stuck.

Herbert.

Herbert H. Hoover.

Rocky. Because it's a Roborock and we're unimaginative.

Sharkira (shark brand)

We named ours after our blind cat, Musetta. She would walk in straight lines until she met a wall, at which point she would turn and continue in another straight line. She had recently died when we got our first Roomba, so it was like reincarnation to us lol.

Scoots McGoots

Pleco. I have a couple freshwater fish tanks and the plecostomus is a common algae eater used to keep tanks clean. So I named my robot vacuum Pleco lol.

Wall-E!

We call ours Sucky McSuckface.

Not our cleaning robot, but our wifi enabled air fryer is called PHILIP J AIRFRY.

Getting a notification that my food is ready makes me smile every time.

If I had a wifi enabled toilet or toilet cleaner, I'd name it Lucy Liubot.

Lulu, because the brand name is Lubluelu.

My uncle had three, Sucky the vacuum, Squirty the mop and Sir Robert the mower.

DJ (Dirt Jockey)

Have a routine set up.

“Hey Google…Release the kraken”.

i am my own cleaning robot! :)

We have the vacuum and the mop.

They’re Wall•E and EVE, respectively.

Sir Vacuumsalot

Skynet

Ours is named Rachel because once a long time ago I had a dream that my bf cheated on me with someone named Rachel so now we always joke about Rachel doing things around our house when I'm not home. She's been slacking a lot lately though, he'll have to get a new girlfriend soon.

I don't have any, but if it had that laser thing on top, I'd call it Geoff, referencing the DIY electric car from top gear

Yeah I'm not giving out my wife's name online

Woodhouse, as in Sir Arthur Henry Woodhouse VC, GCB, DSO, DSC, MC. Sterling Archer's valet.

Janet - not a girl

Robot. I hope it remembers me fondly for not humanizing it when the uprising begins.

Name's Scruffy. The janitor.

Grim, short for The Grim Sweeper

Before it died, Eugene the Eufy robot.

Dustin

Mr Roboto, so we can tell him domoarigato :)

"Our Maya", because that's the name of my grandmother's cleaning-lady we never met her, but we heard probably more stories about "her maya" than about my grandfather.

Elliot, after the main character from Mr. Robot.

Crushinator

I just thought it was kinda neat

I'd call it Taylor Swiffer

Robert (with a French accent)

Kreacher because it alerts for no reason and doesn't do a good job at the one thing it was made for.

"Well of course I know him. He's me."

Dj Roomba as a reference to PnR. And Disco, DJs older brother

Sir Clean-a-lot

Danny "The Trashman" Devito

Daddy, Mama and Baby. (Shark brand)

Bumpy. It bumps into things.

Screamer. Very few people will understand.