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You just became one of my new favorite people.

As far as I understand it, time as we know it didn't exist before the big bang, so by definition nothing existed before time. I don't really know how that works out either, I just go with what the fancy science people say

I hum to myself nearly constantly. If it's not the song stuck in my head, I'll just make up a tune. I quite like it, really.

Most chefs I've known are addicted to a lot more than just cigarettes

Why?

The latter, I believe.

Exactly

Shit like this is the only thing that makes me miss meat.

When I was growing up we had trouble breaking $10 a gram :/

Wow thanks I'm cured. Where do you recommend buying bootstraps?

We named ours after our blind cat, Musetta. She would walk in straight lines until she met a wall, at which point she would turn and continue in another straight line. She had recently died when we got our first Roomba, so it was like reincarnation to us lol.