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[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

lol at the one Seahawks jersey

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

[–] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

My bad! Here you go, king.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 20 points 22 hours ago

Entry to US denied

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (2 children)

OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

"What was his problem?"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 hours ago

"If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

"A gay bar."

"I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

"I am serious; a gay bar."

cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

"Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

2 seconds later

"Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 1 day ago

“Enjoy your death trap ladies!”

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's something not quite right about this place....

This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit!

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 day ago

Have fun in your death trap fellas.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

At lesbian board game night

As all good stories start

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Leather World.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 15 points 1 day ago

Probably any furniture store

[–] atlien51@lemm.ee 31 points 1 day ago

Aww they’re all such good friends <3

When you realize only 'leather world' might have the sofa you wanted

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 day ago

So many roommates!

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 16 points 1 day ago

If you ask, maybe some of them are willing to be your couch.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 7 points 1 day ago

Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 10 points 1 day ago

don't give up

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au -3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.