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[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh no my penith

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i thlammed my penith, in the Caribbean

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Just put some ICE on it...

This shit writes itself

[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

God damn. I'd probably cum.

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Okay. Looking at this pic carefully, where the hell did Lake Okeechobee go? It seems like it should be there, looking at Tampa Bay.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

They cut off the bluest part

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Aww but that's the funnest part

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Circumcision