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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 14 points 1 day ago

Quit being a little bitch, Billy. He's not even facing you; just backstab him and collect your experience points and we'll pawn his gear in the morning.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I like how the house looks like an average suburban home with medieval fantasy decorations. Is this the future of Middle-Earth?

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why did I enjoy that so much? Right down to the mom's look as she left. Sheathing the axe. Marginally solid.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

middle-earth middle-class sub-urban

[–] dumples@midwest.social 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hit him with a pillow will knock him unconscious. If you want to be human put a cup over him and slide a piece of paper under and let him roam outside.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do we still get to loot his stuff?

[–] dumples@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

Always. That's the point

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Doing the dishes with her axe, nice.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't it make significantly more sense and be significantly less sexist if it's just a grinding wheel used to sharpen weapons?...... Jesus

It's like two pixels

[–] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, that extra line does make it look like a plate, so I understand the confusion.

[–] Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean that's literally what a grinding wheel looks like. Just go look up photos on the Internet. They have a tapered edge just like that

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago

They had Gelatinous Cube for dessert that night, the remains are hard to get off the plates with anything less.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Is she single?

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, but Billy probably has like 1hp.

[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Billy clearly needs the exp then.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

And the loot.

Oooh, a keyring of fire resistance!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As long as he attacks first, he'll be fine, right?

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's a archnemesis origin story in here somewhere