Almost ate the Onion on this one. It sounds exactly like something they would do.
this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2025
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I swallowed it whole
I already had onion breath by the time I saw the comm name.
I feel like it has to be a lot harder to write for The Onion nowadays when all of the headlines could legit be true.
I'm still not convinced that it's The Onion.
ate it
lmao can you imagine if this happened and Trump got pissed about it?
That's giving them much more credit than they deserve