this post was submitted on 12 Jul 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

The milking parlor

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tell me I'm the bovine one

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tell me I chew cud for fun

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Holstein was the chosen one.

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

For mooooooooooo

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Lol go scratch his chin

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Cow's gonna rage like a rat in a maze.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Did she say you could stop? Keep writing that alphabet in cursive, then.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I'm happy to see tags on both ears. Clearly they'll find it soon.