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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 15 hours ago

May the Schwartz be with you

[–] chaitae3@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

And what about the senate?

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

Love, Death + Robots

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To lower the house temperature.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

some people just don't rtfa

[–] Kaput@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

With a title that good I will actively avoid reading it and make my own explanation. Much funnier.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also mentions tin foil being more effective so why ever bother with the smelly yogurt?

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

the yoghurt smells for "30 seconds when drying" but that as soon as it has dried "the smell disappears".

Also has the advantage of still being transparent.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Well, disadvantage of only barely affecting temperatures though. 3.5C max, 0.6 average is not nothing, but for me at least, part of the problem is the fact that if I don't run AC, the temperatures just keep on climbing indoors. The 5-6C drop of tinfoil sounds more useful, but then they didn't really mention what the average drop is.

Granted, I realize most people would rather get light through their windows. But personally in bedrooms I'd rather take 0 light as otherwise you only really get 3-4 hours of dark per day in the summer. For other rooms - maybe some of those heat-reflective films? 3M claims theirs manages reduce heating by quite a lot, but probably not as much as foil.

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Aren't window awnings more effective and efficient anyway?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

Probably. Sounds like actual effort to install as opposed to some tin foil taped to the windows though

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

3.5C is when it's hottest, which is presumably when it's most needed.

It's not a miracle, but 3 degrees is noticeable. And for the cost of practically nothing, it's something anybody can afford to do if they need to. It's not just about what's the best solution, but also about accessibility.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Personally I can survive the extra heat in the daytime, when it's the hottest. It's trying to get any sleep in tropical weather in my actual house that's becoming a bigger issue these days. I'm assuming that by going from the 3.5C max to 5-6C max would also raise the average from 0.6 to 1.0 hopefully.

My problems are as follows:

First off, with thick as hell walls and now for the last few years triple glazing instead of the original leaky two panes separated by an air gap, the heat just doesn't want to escape. I live in an area where it also gets really cold in the winter. Winter of 23/24, I stayed up till 3 AM heating the furnace, woke up 8-9 AM to put a new batch of logs and briquettes in as the fire hadn't completely died yet by morning. I actually kept the fire going for 2-3 weeks. Normally it's been 1-2 fires per day and they die out in between. So that's why the house needs to have as good insulation as possible.

Now the insulation is great at the beginning of the summer, when the walls are still cold. Doesn't get too hot indoors, cools down nicely at night. It just sucks later in the summer when everything is already warm.

Secondly, it used to be that you'd consistently get <20C at night so you just open up the windows and things cool down and you finally get some fresh air in the house. Last week or so, I've had to keep the windows closed at night because the air outside is actually hotter at night too.

Thirdly, the bedrooms, which unfortunately are on the top floor (yay convection - helpful in the winter, makes you pull your hair out in the summer), have blackout roller curtains because, and I'm not making this up, there's only 4-5 hours of dark in the summer here. It's going to be light outside by 3 AM today and it's not even midsummer day. So even if it IS colder than 20C outside, you can't actually get air in through these windows, because then it's too bright to sleep. There's no ventilation either. My grandpa built this house in the soviet era. Ventilation was always "eh the windows leak enough, and we can open them if needed". It's not a McMansion, it's the only place I can live rent-free and just happens to have multiple small half-floors, which makes convection heat up the upper half-floor..

Fourth, between all the stress I have and my already bad eating habits, I've gotten overweight which makes me hate heat more, and developed sleep apnea, which means I constantly feel like I'm suffocating when going to sleep. I fucking hate life.

I'm honestly just venting because I hate heat. I also hate climate change, but climate change is making it so that I have to turn on the heat pump in cooling mode and sleep on the couch. Which means I'm contributing to further climate change with the energy use.

The real long term solution is to get rid of the dark concrete walls and replace them with something that reflects more of the heat away, then add some sort of external blinds, and finally, a proper ventilation system. Unfortunately, I don't have money for that this year and even when I will, I'll have to do the roof first, as it's leaking.

[–] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Attract flies in this one easy step!

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"big milkers want us to buy more dairy to fight climate change"

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

big milkers

Im listening

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 1 points 15 hours ago

vegans nod amongst themselves

"I told you, bro!"

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Reading the comments, TIL some countries spell it yogurt. The more you know!

[–] narinciye@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 23 hours ago

The original spelling is yoğurt, ğ is a silent letter in Turkish so it is anglificated as yoghurt in some languages

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reading the title, TIL some countries spell it yoghurt. The more you know!

[–] Octavio@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Having already known that some countries spell it yoghurt and some spell it yogurt, today I learned nothing. The same amount you know!

You learnt that some people didn't know that. The more you know!

[–] brisk@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Yoghourt or yogetout

[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just owning some or do I have to eat it? Am I supposed to apply it to the house to reflect the heat?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You have to schmeer it on your windows. I dunno. It's stupid

[–] jnod4@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago

Lmao imagine the pov of the cow, live a life of suffering and misery only for your scope in life is to be schmeered on windows.

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Why is it stupid if it yields results?

[–] ater@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I used to work at a zoo. When you introduce a new animal to an exhibit, you soap the window so they don't hurt themselves in their confusion. Just... Take a bar of soap and fog up the window with it.

Probably smells a lot better too.

[–] Numenor@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Oh I always assumed that that inevitable wear and tear on the window, or poor maintenance

[–] jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

I'd guess this would be significantly cheaper too.

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[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

More propaganda from the dairy industry.

[–] blx@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

I love big milkers and I cannot lie.

[–] renzhexiangjiao@piefed.blahaj.zone 46 points 2 days ago (4 children)

this seems ridiculous, why not just shut the window blind?

[–] remon@ani.social 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

But that won't give you that cheesy smell.

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

According to the article the smell diappears after 30 seconds
So for a quick&dirty solution it should be fine

[–] Regna@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Well, the article lies. Every time there’s high air humidity there’s a distinct and worsening sour smell. My school did this to our bathroom windows (because it was more environmentally friendly than plastic options). Ugh.

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[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

window binds still let the light into the house where the energy then turns to heat.

Heat-reducing window-tint on the other hand is pretty easy to install.

honestly, on the outside, the yoghurt probably isn't a particularly durable layer (i.e. going away after the first rain,) and probably gets to smelling funky. On the inside, it's probably going to also smell funky.

[–] exu@feditown.com 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Note sure what they're called, but plenty of houses here have metal blinds on the outside that work perfectly for blocking the sun.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Shutters? Those’ll do it.

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[–] vandsjov@feddit.dk 4 points 2 days ago

Do you apply it to the outside? Then it’s the outside of the glass that gets heated and not your blinds inside your house.

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Tinfoil is twice as effective... Shocker

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It also helps to stop people from looking in the window and seeing you smoke crack

Because it blocks those government heat rays. /s

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
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