Crack open a boy with the cold ones
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Visit a dwarven tavern and use your suspiciously high rhetorical skills to assume the position of fortress mayor. Then initiate a project to eliminate the communal dorms and give each resident their own personal bedrooms... for privacy.
1930th retirement application
I remember watching What We do in the Shadows with my friends. They make this kind of joke like 50 times and I kept finding them extremely funny, but my friends did not, which was awkward.
Garlic wine and movies.
2,000th? Ah, to be young again!
Same as you did last year - rightwing trolling on twitter
I envy you so much, you get zero hassle with capri sun and bobba tea containers.
What do you do with all that extra time?
Idk what do vampires do for fun?
ultra-violence mostly
Could you do that but without the violence?
And without the ultra?
seduce people