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[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine it’s like the original Doom engine, it’s only rendered by ray tracing and showing what you (or anyone) can see.

[–] exocortex@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That's why there's quant mechanics. The simulation can always invent invent thinga on the fly to reduce computational load. It's like lazy execution when soneone's looking i.e. me - let's not kid ourselves: the simulation is only simulating my surroundings - of which all af you are part of. Yadda yadda, there's only me.

On another note: the simulation can also always rewritebparts of my brain and retroactively change stuff in my memory making me believe different things. So i could also be reprogrammed to believe I saw this or that insteas of

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

The universe spontaneously popped into exitence in the current state it's in when you're reading this, the only things that exist are what's in your line of sight, all the memories are made up, and it'll shortly pop back out of existence only to return a few billion years or femtoseconds later with a new line of sight and memories, along with something to let you know what's really happening but with enough plausible deniability that you'll laugh and try to move on before popping back out of existence.

This is your eternal punishment for something you can't even remember, or can't verify even if you do remember.

How would you even know this? you might wonder with a hint of uncertain dread, but the truth is I don't know anything because I don't even exist. It's all you: punisher, punishee, neutral observer, entertained by this meaningless repetition that bored you out of your mind lol.

Or shall we let this one play out a bit longer?

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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago

DoS on the universe

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 19 points 1 week ago

Lol it would be the simulators fault for trying to run the universe on a potato computer!

Just download more ram Mr Simulator!

[–] Juice@midwest.social 18 points 1 week ago

We love neo-geocentrism

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Like before the last reboot 13,8 billon years ago

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[–] Damaskox@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm imagining a big ERROR - pop-up appearing in the sky all of the sudden.

The idea amuses me!

[–] Tenkard@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

I remember playing starfield and a planet preview got corrupted, so the planet was full of "you shouldn't be seeing this" textures

Something like this

https://i.redd.it/bt47ag7dmkmb1.png

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[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[to be read in a snobby British accent]

Dear Gentle or Ladyman

It appears that you might have some trouble understanding the fundamental concepts of "the universe". See, in order for us to, let’s say, "know“ what is out there, we first have to observe it. Or rather, explain why a certain thing is the way it is.

You see, we already are affected by the working is these said far away galaxies and celestial bodies. Which means that this is like a slime farm in the spawn chunks. While we do not see it, the farm continuously runs.

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 15 points 1 week ago (6 children)

It's a race between GrayStillPlays and Let'sGameItOut to see who can break the game first, and I'm here for it.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm waiting for TheSpiffingBrit to finally find an exploit for infinite entropy.

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least it's a testable hypothesis. That's way farther than most pseudoscience does.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm currently running Timberborn on a potato. The NPCs don't perceive their world's lag: they are part of the world.

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[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

And it would certainly help explain the state of the world, if the simulation had to divert more and more power to quantum physics and cosmological math, no cpu left for, you know, "people" to be intelligent..

Mfw we realize we live in a Rick and Morty episode...

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How many billions of people have we got? It seems like the universe is very good at scaling.

And even if it crashes, why would that mean it disappears? If your computer crashes, does it typically stop working forever, or can you fix it?

For all we know, maybe it already crashes a lot and there is just no way for us to know about it.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If your data is in memory only, crashing will revert to the latest save, which could be forever ago.

[–] Kalothar@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago (7 children)

But you wouldn’t know right?

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

At some point you just gotta realise you won't support 2+k consumer graphics & simply let it render at less details.

Who is gonna know? Yes, boobs have always been triangles.

[–] Krono@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago

I like how she tags Neil DeGrasse Tyson as if the funny haha tv scientist podcast man is out there writing budget proposals for CERN or Fermilab

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There is something inherent about spending too much time with computers that warps people's brains into compulsively perceiving everything around them in digital logic.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Many of the allegories from the likes of Descartes and Aristotle use the concept of the mind being manipulated by demons - a common trope of their times - but the concepts being explored were the same as people talking about being a character in a book, or a brain in a jar, or a computer simulation; they're just using the prevailing ideas of their time to communicate ideas to their contemporaries.

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[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

We do need a reboot...

[–] justastranger@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The simulation is intentionally choosing the most convoluted and incomprehensible content possible in order to try and stop us.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

You joke, but the James Webb DLC is tripping everyone up.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

I gotta hand it to them, as far as wildly outlandish conspiracy theories go this is entirely internally consistent

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If that were true, and it was just a simple large telescope using lenses, would anything have to actually be rendered or would simple 2D images displayed in the telescope results suffice? Also assumes no pre-rendering.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this mf out here thinking God is gonna pay for 4k textures on everything, even the skybox!

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[–] jack@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do universal simulationists believe in an anthropocentric simulation? They really gotta go all the way to reinventing a personal god who cultivates all of creation around human experience while remaining invisible and omniscient, but this time it's a robot they're inside of.

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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I would fucking love to see the walls around me come crashing down with a matrix effect.

It'd be a sigh of relief. A deep one.

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago

I use glasses so I can switch between high render distance and high-FPS.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 week ago

I'm here for it. Let's speed run the next cosmic reboot.

[–] pxlkttn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

good! we need to turn it off and then on again.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"neilty son", aww cute name

[–] troed@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago

This is quite plausible if one subscribes to Boström's Simulation Argument.

Which any sane Vulcan of course does.

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

It’s okay as long as Moore’s Law holds, they can just keep waiting for better computer to compensate

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, did world shit start getting spicy when JWT went online?

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Imagine thinking the Truman Show is an example of cosmological theory crafting.

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