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[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah yes, Hitler and his compatriots: a scary tall guy with magic powers. A ...cartoon tiger, and a Lego piece?

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah the lego one is just baffling to me, am I supposed to know who that is?

[–] bort@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I assume it’s a Ninjago character based on the ‘#ninjago’.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oh my fucking gawd, it's so funny/infuriating that like these fucking chuds literally pining over lego characters somehow think they're also Aryan Ubermen as well.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think they are trying to deliver Nazi propaganda to children

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

oof, good point

[–] bort@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Kiddie nerd culture does seem to breed far too many reactionaries, it’s weird.

That said, I’m 95% sure this post specifically is a joke at Hitler’s expense.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

My brain is so broken I can't tell what's satire anymore because most nerds end up downing the fascist boot anyway.

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Ah thanks I missed that, Ninjago was after my time

I was more of the Bionicle generation

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It makes sense that Hitler is a hero if you're, well, a fascist, so.

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nazis were all cowards anyway. Attacked and brutalised the Soviet territories then either killed themselves or ran crying to the British and Americans when the red army advanced into Germany.

So much for the iron willed aryan master race.

finally a good comment from some random ass lemmy instance

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Does it because I feel like if you're a fascist you'd be opposed to the guy who killed your idol.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"all I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are, hirohito!"

-adolf hitler, kung fu aryan

[–] Leegh@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

“Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!!” -Adolf Hitler, during Operation Barbarossa

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Hitler, who is Hitler" having the same cadence as "X, son of Y" is very funny to me

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

Hitler-Upon-Hitlershire

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did Tai Lung do anything to merit being sealed in a mega prison for a decade? I don't remember the movie that well but I think he just got into a scrap with his martial arts master which is "night in the drunk tank, six months probation" material not life imprisonment material.

[–] fox@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

Trashed up the valley in his rage iirc. After he escaped prison the whole valley was preemptively evacuated

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

i wish a very pit into barbara-pit for every nazi, nazi lover and their nazi friends.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

Necessary for what? big-honk

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s not Hitler, it’s Bruno Ganz

Hitler, who is Hitler.

Bruno Ganz, who was Hitler

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I feel like this was constructed by AI, but prompted by an edgy 14 year old.