I'm slightly infuriated that green doesn't say: yes, you can!
this post was submitted on 16 Jul 2025
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OH BOI, HERE I GO LICKING RADIOACTIVE CARBON ISOTOPES AGAIN!
I'll take a pint of the purple stuff to go, please
Jokes on you, it'll decay before you reach the car.
This diagram is way way way too conservative with the "see you on the other side" classification. To name a few: fluorine will literally make you catch fire instantly (if there's more of it, you will basically get burned to a crisp before you can even blink), caesium will violently react with water in your mouth and produce so much hydrogen and heat, the whole mixture will instantly explode (in fact, this will not only be a usual, fire-like explosion, it will in addition to that be a so-called Coulomb explosion, which makes the situation even worse)
Being colorblind sucks
can you see these? 🤔
It just means you can lick them all
Exactly.
They could very easily just keep the color for color seeing people, and then add a simple pattern in the background.
Like maybe diagonal lines on one, wavy horizontal lines in another, small dots in another, etc.
Just pretend you are taking a black and white picture or making a black and white copy on an old copy machine. Can you still interpret the data afterwards? If yes, then you did it right.
Licking Lead is only "not a great idea?" I think it's squarely in the "Please don't do that" territory.
You can absolutely lick lead once without any noticeable consequences. You need to be living in constant interaction with lead to get poisoning.
The best part is that if you do it enough you will forget what the problem is and an continue to lick lead.
I have to admit that I absolutely love how licking sodium or chloride individually is very bad for you, but when you put them together, you can lick, eat, and even swim in it all day with minimal ill health effects.
Science. 💙
Sodium reacts violently in water
Chlorine was used in mustard gas
Sodium chloride : I make the soup too salty (yuckyCat.jpg)
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swim in it all day
If you submerged your body in table salt in a swimming pool for an entire day, would you come out dehydrated and start to turn cured like beef jerky?
If it’s anything like pool salt, probably not. I have a neighbor who uses pool salt, and I feel like I come out less shriveled (in my fingers of course 😏) than if it were chlorine water.
I was in the pool!
(Homer Simpson) Mhh cured beef jerky
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Transuranic heavy elements may not be used where there is life.
Yes you can! ...well I'm gone!
Missed opportunity for sure!
Go ahead and lick pure oxygen. Nothing wrong with that, sure.
You know O2 is pure oxygen right? Unless we're getting into the technicality of if things in there gaseous forms can be licked it's safe.
i think gasses can be licked, for example - if i put menthol shards into hot cup of water, i can definitely feel it on my tongue if i lick the air above the cup. therefore, lickable
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It's never occurred to me that I can lick neon
Can you lick a gas? Licking liquid neon is very unwise.
Then lick solid neon, duh
You can lick xenon. Even inhale. Very fancy and very expensive. Show those nitrous plebs that you have the wealth to enjoy real chemical cuisine!
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PlumBum is my favorite flavor.
Why isn't one of those responses
"Yes, you can!" ?
Licking most of the transuranium elements would entale sticking your tongue in a particle collider. Which I think is a fun Friday night 🤪
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* Under standard conditions for temperature and pressure
I’ve been told that uranium tastes just like lemon drops.
Lick mercury? Plenty of people carry lumps of it right in their teeth, 24/7.
I responded similarly when I saw this posted before. Yes, mercury can be very toxic if it gets into your blood, but the chances of that happening from a lick are astonishingly small.
To my understanding, organic compounds are where the real danger is with mercury.
Licks liquid Nitrogen
Titanium should not be on a higher danger level than lead.
Edit: Tl != Ti
That's Thallium (Tl). Titanium (Ti) is a happy shade of green.
(I'm only replying because I thought that same thing at first glance)
Titanium (Ti) is a happy shade of green.
And I would certainly hope so. You can buy eating utensils made from titanium.
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Technically you can lick anything. You just won't be around for long if you lick some of them.
And none of the answers say that you can't. Some of them just say that you shouldn't.
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