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Do you see a problem? (programming.dev)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by likeaduck@programming.dev to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] Little8Lost@feddit.de 192 points 1 year ago
[-] CrypticFawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 year ago

Lmao I love this ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] MarsRT@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

this is the story I want to believe

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago
[-] irkli@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

More likely!

[-] SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Army posts this and young men from all over the country sign up at a rate faster then ever before.

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago
[-] QuazarOmega@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Lol, this should be its own post

[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He died how he lived, defending third world supply chains for the profit of the western oligarchs that consider poories like him subhuman livestock.

Thanks for defending your owner's ego score quarterly growth/metastasis expectations with your insignificant little sucker peasant life, Billy! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿค‘

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

โ€œYouโ€™re goddamn right.โ€

[-] DarkMFG@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

implying that your son doesn't already do that in the military without you knowing it

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago

If they're in the Air Force, they likely do.

Source: in the Air Force.

[-] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

Same for Marine Corps, except remove the word "likely."

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago

Well, patriotism can be necessary to deal with the constant fear to loose your child.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 6 points 1 year ago
[-] Norgur@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

Nah, that's just fucked up

[-] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I don't understand this statement. Can you rephrase and/or edit? ^^

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

I'm struggling with the question what exactly is hard to understand. Soldier's parents live in the constant fear that their child might one day just be killed in some conflict a d in order to cope, they use their patriotism

[-] orphiebaby@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Gotcha, I understand now. Thanks

[-] hahattpro@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

I would rather die for greedy capitalism nation rather than live against the social norm.

[-] Hyggyldy@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago

Too many people have taken your comment seriously. I felt the sarcasm was decently clear but I guess not.

[-] writeblankspace@geddit.social 3 points 1 year ago

hmm I didn't realize that it was sarcastic. Good that I saw this comment.

[-] toomanyjoints69@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Lol i got downvoted for my sarcasm recently too. Sorry

[-] GatoB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

When no brain (cant understand sarcasm)

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

"My son has never killed a family in a foreign country because someone told them to."

[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Your son, my son, arson.

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Wow what a privilege for you to only have the option of not being a man or perish in battle. There is no middle point

[-] dfc09@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah that soldier's boots aren't bloused!

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Your son. My son.

Hi son. Bison.

[-] 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago
[-] n3cr0@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Well, my "son" is a girl both biologically and in terms of gender, so I guess that's correct?

[-] hark@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago
[-] rarely@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago
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