Bullshit. That's how fast travel IRL works.

• drink until you black out
• wake up somewhere else!

I dunno, man. Alcohol can have locomotive properties. If I drink enough, I magically wake up in whole new places.

I've heard of cars running on alcohol as fuel. So technically it can take you somewhere.

We dwarves are still working on using Wormhole Special to get planetside. Experiments continue.

Rock and stone.

I guess they never tried to use the TatraTea teleport glitch

Then explain that time I blacked out and woke up 4 hours later in a Jack-in-the-Box parking lot 30 miles away.

They're both wrong. A lot of people need that pick me up.

People with brown paper bags on trains would beg to differ

In that case you're using it wrong.

never seen someone on twitter (x) with a snapchat pfp