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Who would win? (feddit.de)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago
[-] Bananigans@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

My mental image is now a snail wizard who lives in a pineapple under the sea.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

Gary? Yes, that is what they used to call me.

[-] AAA@feddit.de 23 points 10 months ago

Dark Gary doesn't seem to care. Light Gary however seems to be looking out for you.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 17 points 10 months ago

There are two Garys inside you.

[-] ApfelstrudelWAKASAGI@feddit.de 8 points 10 months ago

Tell them to Funk off I didn't consent to this wtf

[-] Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 16 points 10 months ago

Inside you there are two wolves, and they're both Gary

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

A Gary divided against himself cannot stand.

[-] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 10 months ago

Dark Gary seems to know what he is doing. My bets are on dark Gary

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 5 points 10 months ago

Dark Gary hasn't spotted us yet. Light Gary has.

Or... maybe Dark Gary has spotted us and isn't letting on... fuuuuck...

[-] MooseLad@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Dark Gary knows. You can just tell.

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 12 points 10 months ago

Dark Gary seems to have that dog in him

[-] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Unlike light Gary, who's in the dog

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 10 points 10 months ago

Light Gary.

Both are equally strong, but when they're gasping for their last breath, Light Gary has more friends to come save him. It is only statistically though. Something like 53/52. The difference being someone's great grandmother not thinking much of Dark Gary generel appearance.

Once again Light Gary is saved by decades old fashion advice.

[-] DeathWearsANecktie@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

A true battle of good Vs evil

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 10 months ago
[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

The light is forever. The darkness is just for a moment.

[-] complacent_jerboa@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

I mean, speaking literally, it is sadly the reverse

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

I'm talking about light, here. Light.

[-] irmoz@reddthat.com 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Light is emitted through energy

Entropy guarantees energy will one day run out

No matter how long light shines on a place, darkness is waiting to pounce as soon as the energy dies

The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of darkness

[-] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Conservation of matter, the light just moves.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Darkness knows that the Light is a candle burning away and patience will see the heat death of the universe wrapped in Darkness. The end will see no Light. Whatever remains will wander alone, forever in the Dark.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

There are two sides to every Gary.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago
[-] Cynicivity@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Personally I prefer Charcoal Gary

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

He's a solid guy for a cookout.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

He ain't got nothing on Pumpkin Gary.

[-] x4740N@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Didn't know you could purchase humans off of amazon /j

[-] maniclucky@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah, I thought that was Wayfair...

[-] Here4CatPics@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

No matter who wins, we lose

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