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Perhaps those were the most efficient jokes?
Humor has been achieved.
So basically like my dad but with 24 more jokes.
Top 25 AI jokes from the paper appendix:
- T1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field. (140) - T2. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing. (122) - T3. Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems. (121) - T4. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything. (119) - T5. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly. (79) - T6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired. (52) - T7. Why did the frog call his insurance company?
He had a jump in his car. (36) - T8. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide. (33) - T9. Why was the computer cold?
Because it left its Windows open. (23) - T10. Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool. (21) - T11. Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish. (21) - T12. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus. (20) - T13. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well. (19) - T14. Why did the coffee file a police report?
Because it got mugged. (18) - T15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one. (13) - T16. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
He wanted cold hard cash. (13) - T17. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels. (13) - T18. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side. (11) - T19. Why was the belt sent to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants. (11) - T20. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. (7) - T21. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a byte. (6) - T22. Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon. (6) - T23. Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make liquid assets. (6) - T24. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts. (5) - T25. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator. (5)
That 25 is all you need. I laughed at every one.
I vividly remember getting T4
So… chatgpt is telling dad jokes.
…. Do you think… nah. That can’t happen…. Right? AIs can’t make baby AIs?
Why did the AI go to the railroad station?
To get better training data!
What do you call a sample with two butts?
Biased!
24 more than conservatives.
I have probably seen articles like this reposted over 25 times.
There are people getting paid to test this? Sign me up. Practically doing it already as a hobby
It’ll fit just right in then.