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[-] ouigol@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Needs a proprietary name though

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago

This is the store brand. Costs ⅔ as much as brand name, contains the exact same ingredients.

[-] TrismegistusMx@slrpnk.net 29 points 10 months ago

Often made in the same factories.

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

Maximum Existential Crisis Strength

[-] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I don't need to take drugs to have an existential crisis. Just turn on the news.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Headache in 20 minutes guaranteed!

[-] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 10 points 10 months ago

Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Zeliexatrin. I just invented that

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago
[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
[-] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago
[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Really should happen to be honest, paired with a mandatory education class and requirement of a license. You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Just give the people what they want FFS.

[-] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I don't know why you're getting downvotes. An education class sounds like a good idea. Using psychedelics/dissociatives can be dangerous for first-timers. Better they be educated about the things they might experience on their first trip.

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

It's because illegal substances have a negative connotation of them. It's ironic because they are not only physically safer than legal substances, but they are also both cheaper and have higher recreational value than them.

Also, if the masses started doing psychedelics, it would be the downfall of capitalism as everyone begins to realize that the world's governments and corporations are full of shit. Psychedelics really are the metaphorical third eye opener they are touted to be.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

I don’t know man I microdosed acid for a while and realized I needed to get a job

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I didn't say anything about not working, though I don't really recommend doing any substances at all if you are not in a decent enough financial situation.

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

having ambition is not something only capitalism can provide you with. You can you know, do things, in any system

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[-] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

You need a license to buy cigs and alcohol?

[-] skyspydude1@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

OI MATE, YOU GOT A LOISENCE FOR THAT CIGGY?

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[-] zaph@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Where? You need an ID but not a license specifically where I'm from.

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[-] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Now with extra self-transforming elf machines!

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

One time I impregnated a machine elf and created a whole race of eldritch borgs.

[-] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

As long as i can buy a cheap no name brand im in

[-] frshmt@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago

Go straight to the source and lick the frog!

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

Frogs would be 5-Methoxy-DMT though.

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[-] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

One sure can dream

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 8 points 10 months ago

I prefer the toad version.

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

Dried frog pills are no more :-(

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

The bursar won't like that.

[-] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago

toad classic

[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Seriously, though, toad is fucked. Great... But fucked.

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[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 months ago

Wouldn’t it hafta be 5-MeO if it was gelcaps? n,n likes to be vaporized.

[-] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Not if it includes an MAOI like the "box" says. This is basically fictional Ayahuasca extract in pill form.

[-] YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Pharmahuasca

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

I totally missed the MAOI part!

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 5 points 10 months ago

...or so I've heard

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 6 points 10 months ago

Communicate with Entities

Lots of people can do that already

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Hello, are you the living entity known as ChaoticNeutralCzech?

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 7 points 10 months ago

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[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago
[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 5 points 10 months ago

Sad Bursar noises

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Can anyone read the "parents" notice?

[-] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 3 points 10 months ago
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