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[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 121 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If not friend why friend shaped?

[–] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

friend shaped but unfortunately not friend sized

[–] s_s@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

You could say that domestic cats are only our friends because of size. 😂

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 year ago

checkmate liberals

[–] JoeKis@lemmy.world 92 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 year ago
[–] rompe@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

You need to breath in while saying that!

[–] tfw_no_toiletpaper@feddit.de 56 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Very nice, I will google how to find cougars

[–] TheMagicalTimonini@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Apparently there are cougars in my area. I am scared now.

[–] Todesschnitzel@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago

You should be. Those women are vicious and horny. A bad combination if you aren't into them.

[–] Trippin@feddit.nl 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cat calling is indeed wrong. Rather you try to strike up a nice conversation and see if you can take it out to dinner

[–] ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Give him the slow blinks... I'm sure it will work.

[–] Nobsi@feddit.de 26 points 1 year ago

This is hatespeech. How dare they tell me i cannot pspsps the cute cat

[–] qnick@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually encountered a cougar on a trail a week ago. So fucking scary. It's huge.

[–] Donttaintmebro@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Did you opposite of pspspspsps?

[–] kazren@lemmings.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would have pspspspssed myself

[–] qnick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Yes! I run towards it, trying to step louder and scare it away. It worked.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Mostly mountain lions keep to themselves but they have been known to attack and kill joggers. Checking wikipedia there were two fatalities in 2018 and the next previous one is in 2008.

So vending machines kill more people.

When hiking in North America, you're much more likely to get killed by snake bite. And the elements (thirst, hypothermia, etc.) provide an even greater risk.

Meanwhile on the savannas of Africa Cheetahs are notorously easy to domesticate. A saucer of milk is kitty crack and will reduce a cheetah into Your Furry Forever Friend. It's a problem because the wild cheetah population is vulnerable.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Extremely.

Cheetahs are the tamest of the big cats and are known for seeking refuge near humans.

Have you seen one of the numerous videos where cheetahs casually plop down on safari jeeps for escaping lions or use the cars as looking perches or for shade?

My favorite story in recent memory is this one: Man chokes cougar who attacked in Colorado

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Spspspsp? Wouldn't that sound the same? 🤔

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Instead of putting emphasis on the p, you put emphasis on the s. It actually sounds remarkably different.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, instead of pisspisspisspiss, it's more of a supsupsupsup.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Meanwhile the "here kitty kitty kitty" people are just kermit the frog memeing.

[–] aluminium@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

This gugar looks polite however

There are no cougars in missions!

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 year ago

But its so pettable :3

I would die in the wild in like, 30 minutes max fr

[–] soulfirethewolf@lemdro.id 5 points 1 year ago

But how can I resist that face

[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Thats not the cougars I meet

[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That cougar looks very friendly though. 10/10 would pspspsps.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

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