Even the post title. Good job I hate you
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
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FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef
No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You're thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil' Romeo.
dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder
This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.
I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a "he" was over the line.
Ah yes, the good ol' John Halo
He kills teh aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
"No John, you are the demon."
John Halo the Masterchef?
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This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character's name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.
Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo's monster.
But was he the real monster though? Or was Halo the monster all along for creating him?
Maybe, the real halo were the monsters we made along the way
Not true! It's only Halo when it comes from The Halo region of France, when it's above the surface, it is called Magtroid.
ok, this comment hurts more than the chart lol
I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.
Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario is valid.
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
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This post gave me a stroke.
But what if Zelda was a girl?
What if Zelda wasn't a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny
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Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.
How did they forget my man Duke? After all the demons he killed in DOOM?!
KNOW YOU ARE
oh I see now
Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.
And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman
Then there's the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.
Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby
Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser
And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect
My favourite is definitely Elden John
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They forgot Pikachu, the blue squirrel character from Digimon!
I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.
Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.
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Can't wait to play these on my Nintendo
Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.
....You used Blue's sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.
"I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm all outta ass!"
Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling "Pecan Fire!"
I lost it at calling her Tomb lmfao
So duke was the chief all a long!
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