someone tries to assassinate biden but wounds trump instead, biden dies of a stroke or fall and democrats scramble to put together a primary. trump is convicted. Mayo pete wins the EC but nikki haley wins the popular vote, a bunch of hogs die breaking trump out of prison.
later on, pete pardons trump and the surviving participants of of the prison break. Following the assassination of president rat by some homo- and transphobic christian nationalist group, liz cheney becomes the first female president.
