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Like Biden takes a huge dump on stage or something?

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 55 points 1 year ago

It's gotta be Biden having a stroke live on the last debate stage and Trump making fun of him while it's happening

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

That'd be awesome what are you talking about

[-] g_g@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

i would laugh so hard that bidens stroke might be fatal for me

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

Coupled with the snopes article saying it's false Biden died from a stroke he died from a lack of blood flow to the brain.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

That's not curaed that would be hilarious.

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Would they even debate at all?

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 11 points 11 months ago

"What do you folks think, should I put my wallet in his mouth, it's a very nice wallet. A Trump wallet, maybe the best, made from real ostrich leather. Very proud hirds rhe ostrich, cant fly but oh they male up for it in other ways if you know what i mean. What do we think, we don't want sleepy Joe drooling on such a fine wallet do we folks"

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 44 points 1 year ago

Cursed?

Biden dies, Kamala is president and runs for reelection with DeSantis as a unity party ticket to keep Trump out of office

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Either that or both Biden and Kamala dies and George W. Bush (democrats and republicans have elected him as the speaker of the house) becomes president again.

[-] g_g@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[-] daisy@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

The DNC actually commits election fraud, and are caught.

Fuck this might be it. This is both worryingly possible and would be truly cursed.

[-] JuryNullification@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Why would they? They’re not doing a primary and they love to lose.

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 10 points 11 months ago

the fraud is so that they lose

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[-] buh@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Trump wins but dies the day after, setting off chud militias all over the country

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

Literally either Trump or Biden winning, we're so fucked either way lmfao

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago
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[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

The next GOP debate is just all the candidates acting out The Arisocrats.

Eventually, only Vivek is left after the other candidates have heart attacks. He then proceeds to rap battle Joe Biden at the next debate, clinching his spot as the next president. His inauguration speech is freestyled over a Macklemore beat.

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

They said cursed not based. This would fucking rule

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Joe Biden wins and Hamas paraglides over every US border simultaneously and through a series of targeted assassinations all of the first 13 people in the line of succession are taken out leading to President Pete.

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I said cursed, not based.

Oh wait, you mean Pete Buttigieg. Nevermind that is cursed

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Sorry, one of the assassins fucks up and we have President Blinken.

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[-] DifferenceEngine@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

Trump declares victory, but Biden wins the popular vote and the electoral college days later. We have a president and anti-president situation for a few months.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

So a repeat of the 2020 election?

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

it was pretty fucking funny ngl

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I hope the Avignon president gets it

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Biden wins the electoral college but not the popular vote

[-] duderium@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

For the USA to continue to exist.

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

RFK jr. winning

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cornel West gains support in the polls so Biden calls him antisemitic, even after posing with a picture of Azov guys with unblurred swastika patches.

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

The inevitable musical number is going to be a shock, tbh

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Lin-Manuel Miranda runs for president

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lib-Manuel Miranda

Biden dies, Kamala ODs on pain killers, and Mike Johnson suspends elections after declaring immigration a national emergency. Liberals allow it to happen because we are a nation of laws and that's what it says in the constitution

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Biden winning, honestly. I feel like the Republicans are less likely to start World War III on purpose now than the Democrats, especially with Trump at the helm. Maybe more likely to do it by accident.

[-] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
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[-] footfaults@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Biden dies in like mid June or whenever they have still have enough time to re print the ballots for the general election, and Kamala still wins

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[-] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Biden passes away on 9/11/2024

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

Trump using the word tankie to describe everyone to the left of him would be pretty funny

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Machindo@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

We could use this meme again 😂

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago

It's his turn!

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Trump barred from running and all the chuds running to rfk and winning

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[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Biden dies shortly after the convention, Kamala somehow gets the nod, and K-Hive ensures a loss to Trump by making him sound appealing to the Average Joe (TM) and alienating everyone to the left of Obama. Kamala then immediately becomes leader of The Resistance 2.0, setting her up for a coronation in 2028 running on a platform of (coked up) martial law.

[-] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Biden dies mid campaign, putting Kamala in the drivers seat to try to drag his campaign over the finish line. Trump wins re-election by a landslide and suffers a heart attack shortly after taking office leaving his running mate Tucker Carlson to assume the presidency.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Well, the mummy from the mummy is pretty cursed so if he won the election i think that would be the most cursed thing.

Or a corpse synod style presidency.

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