this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2023
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[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 year ago
[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 58 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As a side note: you were/are able to send SMS to a landline and the provider of it would convert it to speech and read the content to you.

[–] Faydaikin@beehaw.org 16 points 1 year ago

The old landlines had a ton of smart features. It's just that very few of us knew about them and thus they went unused.

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

So I guess it's because she never texts back

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago
  1. Because your phone is a landline.
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, I didn't know I was an idiot

[–] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fraid so, the ankle bracelet doesn’t help either

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

It's certainly heavy

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hah what an idiot! Not plugged in lmfao

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Bro she's busy manning the red telephone to an important world leader. If she fucks up we could all die in a nuclear war. Let her concentrate.

[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

Let's start with the fact that is a rotary phone.

[–] Avnar@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Kein Schwein ruft mich an...

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago

I really do suck at texting back and the ladies seem to hate it