Jokes on you motherfucker. Just watched Your Name for the first time and I'm already trans.

I'm Lloyd Forger

Me, who most recently watched a single episode of "I don't want to get hurt so I'm maxing out my defense" after binge watching all of "Made in Abyss"

Been nice knowing yall, I'll just go die to a Goblin

I’m reading Attack on Titan. I think I’m Fucked.

I just watched the "Inuyasha/Kagome" Adult Swim video... Does the count? If not, Onimusha...

Ah fuck I'm rewatching Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood

I'm a millenia old elf who has all the time in the world.

Muahahaha.

Lewd Space Pirate demon. Overly uptight Space princess. Villainous chinchilla spaceship. Perverse super scientist/goddess.

Sick, I’d be living in Toronto, Canada in 2006 or whenever Scott Pilgrim takes place.

One Piece, so guess I'm living in a little village frequently attacked by pirates.

I have social anxiety that prevents me from doing the things I want to do.

...Happy Sugar Life.

At least it wasn't School Days?

Eminence in Shadow Season 2?

I'm definitely not Cid Kagenou so I'm pretty much fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked >_>;;

if mitsugoshi exists, though, i'd try to ingratiate myself to them as much as fucking possible

and maybe try to blend in among Skel and Po but not up to the extent that they actually drag me into their stupid antics.

Tfw i have to live in a universe where humans are fighting witches made by god

Boyyoass we gotta catch us some muthaflippin CLOW CARDS

I am in Edo Japan surrounded by samurai and Amanto. Everyone is calling me Madao and, well... they're not wrong.

Apothecary Diaries. Guess I'm a eunuch now.

Great. The ocean's going crazy over a human goldfish.

I'm in love with the villainess.

Banger, I’m in Aharen-san’s world now

I most recently watched 100GF. I don't know if that is a blessing or a curse. Rentaro is a lot to live up to.

The last i have finished was teasing master takagi, but i have seen one episode of attack on titan. So i guess i don't have a nice time.

I'm having coffee with a panda and polar bear while annoying a penguin with puns.

I last watched shangri-la frontier, sounds great actually, I definitely want to learn how those full dive vr headsets work

I honestly got this confused with Sam Altman getting fired from OpenAI.

Inukai-san.

Don't even ask

Dropkick on my devil. Does that make me the main char, one of the devils, or just a commoner? Because depending on the answer my life will be wildly different, and may require a change of sex, and age.

MF Ghost, baby. I'm about to powerslide around a mountain to some Eurobeat.

I wonder how severe this would affect me.

I'm watching monster, and I think it's a lot like real life. So I suspect I'll be more or less a time traveler.

I'm a Jo Star now.

Space Dandy. He's a dandy guy, in space. He combs the galaxy like he combs his pompadour on the search for aliens. Planet after planet he searches, discovering bizzare new creatures, both friendly... and not. These are the spectacular adventures of Space Dandy and his brave space crew, in space.

I don't really want to be Space Dandy, but living in Space Dandy's universe would be awesome.

Well, if the Chinese webseries that got a Crunchyroll JP dub (All Saints Street) counts, looks like I'm living in a world of creatures like angels, demons, vampires, werewolves, zombies, mummies, etcetera, live alongside humans. I already know I'd be just a normal human going about his day.

If not, I'd be stuck in normal Japan in Detective Conan. No idea if I'd be a victim or just some random person or what. I'd hope I'm not a victim.