cause iPhones can last forever, that’s the very reason I use it

Not quite forever, but I went from a 6s to a 14. Had to change the battery a couple of times but other than gradually getting slower it was fine (until OS support was dropped).

There it is. Was wondering if there was any relation, to the point where I had half a mind to look it up myself. Thanks for saving me the trouble.

It's nepotism and cronyism all the way down.

It's easier to bamboozle someone than to convince them they've been bamboozled.

Her brain sure isn't.

I think you just described "business" in general.

For now.

Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.

5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔

One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.

The next day: I should post a reply.

Now: We're in now now.

The other cart:

bump

PUT IT BACK!

thump

STOP IT

jam

I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!

rattles crooked wheel

Goals require long term work, commitment, and developing new habits.

This is why I'm doomed.

Me, before clicking the link (because kbin doesn't handle inline thumbnails well): If that's the entry for "twelve cloaking warbirds" I swear...

Next headline: "The economy is doing super duper awesomesauce but Americans keep saying shit's fucked: Economists baffled"

One would think a legal name change would have been in their top 5 things-to-do-after-the-war list.

Spoiler: he did.