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[–] dystop@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Just say "Blockchain-enabled generative AI on the cloud" and watch the money flow in.

[–] JohnnyCanuck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Big\nData"

twitch

[–] lackthought@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I asked ChatGPT to pitch me a social network using tech buzzwords 🤮

Introducing NexusConnect: The Revolutionary Social Network Powered by Blockchain, AI, and Big Data!

Are you ready to embark on a social networking experience like no other? NexusConnect is here to redefine the way we connect, share, and collaborate in the digital world. Our cutting-edge platform harnesses the power of blockchain, AI, and big data to create a secure, intelligent, and personalized social network tailored to your unique needs.

With NexusConnect, we're taking privacy and security to the next level. Leveraging blockchain technology, your data remains encrypted and under your control, empowering you with complete ownership over your personal information. Say goodbye to data breaches and privacy concerns, as NexusConnect ensures your online interactions are truly secure.

But that's not all! Our AI-driven algorithms work tirelessly in the background to curate a personalized and enriching social experience for you. Gone are the days of endless scrolling and irrelevant content. NexusConnect's AI understands your preferences, interests, and connections, delivering a highly relevant and engaging feed that keeps you connected to what matters most.

We believe that data is the fuel that drives innovation, and at NexusConnect, we embrace the power of big data. Our platform analyzes vast amounts of user-generated content and social interactions, providing valuable insights and trends that enable you to make informed decisions, discover new opportunities, and connect with like-minded individuals.

NexusConnect is not just a social network; it's a dynamic ecosystem of creativity, collaboration, and growth. Our platform empowers users to seamlessly collaborate on projects, share knowledge, and build communities around their passions. Whether you're an artist, entrepreneur, or enthusiast, NexusConnect provides the tools and infrastructure to foster meaningful connections and unlock limitless possibilities.

Join the revolution and be part of a social network that leverages the transformative power of blockchain, AI, and big data. Discover a world of secure communication, personalized experiences, and endless opportunities for growth. NexusConnect: Where innovation meets connection.

[–] tappyturtle@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

It's... it's perfect 🥹

Quick, get a team together and pitch this to big tech

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

LMAO anybody remember NFTs, that was probably one of the shortest lived fads in recent history.

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