Risa

Computer. Bailey's, in a shoe.

"Y'all ever assimilated Bailey's out a shoe before?"

Make an assessment

I'm sure Riker would be interested in observing this mix-up. He seems like he might be willing to boldly go.

Do you want to come to a club where people wee on each other ?

"What do you got there?"

"I'VE GOT A MANGINA!"

Gregg would love those creamy beige walls

"Officers, you have 2 hours. On your mark, get set, BAKE!"

Oops. I stumbled into a temporal paradox for a moment, there.

What's this phaser in my head for?

Nothing to do with Starfleet.

It's attached to your hull, motherlicker!

Saw the title and expected:

🎼 Hey, shake a leg. It's Captain Greg! 🎶

I watched his stand up, it was weird how unfunny it was and how people were laughing anyway. I think maybe he thinks he's really funny and people have just been going along with it, or something?