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Biden Addresses Nation: ‘Does Anyone Else Ever Feel Like They’re Floating Through A Dream They Can Never Wake Up From?’ (www.theonion.com)
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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

All the time

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

I see you, Space Cowboy

[–] Ranvier@sopuli.xyz 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Life is a dream from which we all must wake before we can dream again

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Merrily, merrily

[–] UsefulInfoPlz@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

With a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you

[–] rivalary@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I remember something about that from The Matrix.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

The only time I really feel alive is when I’m asleep.