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Mark me down as scared and horny (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[–] LopensLeftArm@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 months ago

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

I have it on good authority that Data is a kind lover. Not to mention fully functional.

[–] xkforce@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The technical term is "scaroused"

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

I need to figure out how to integrate this into casual conversation

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

No it means it's Star Trek so watching it makes you fear sex

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Captain, prepare for docking maneuvers.

[–] FlatFootFox@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

DEFCON-level fun ಠ_ಠ!

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

It took me way too long to realize you weren't just talking about Sir Patrick Stewart's obvious sex appeal.

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"I know".

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

Ngl I would love to be conquered by Janeway.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Isn't this a requirement to be on c/Risa?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Maddox really only wanted to be able to replicate Data so he could have his very own harem of android sex machines.

[–] DokPsy@infosec.pub 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Tasha Yar spilled the beans in ten forward before her untimely demise, apparently.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Armus was paid off by Maddox. No one discusses Data's sexual potential and lives.

[–] Spot@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago

Out of context, this screenshot could make a lot of people curious to watch some Star Trek. Who then, may be very disappointed on what they thought they were gonna get.