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[–] BigMoe@lemmy.zip 45 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Found this explanation,quoted from the writer:

Listen carefully—that's eight short blasts. I asked a NorthWestern Energy worker what catastrophe would trigger such a warning. Dam failure, he said. Of course. This was on Ryan Island just downstream of Ryan Dam. (Ed Kemmick/Last Best News)

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Though if you hear seven or nine blasts, definitely stick around for the barbecue!

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It doesn't have to be a failure, sometimes just opening a spillway is enough to flood certain islands. I've seen a video (probably Tom Scott, but not sure) of a dam where the spillway is opened every day to show tourists what the downstream river looked like before it was constructed.

[–] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 37 points 11 months ago (3 children)

i would probably notice halfway in and panic because i wasn't counting

[–] TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world 59 points 11 months ago

I know what you're thinking: "Did he hear eight blasts or only seven?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being as you're supposed to evacuate the area, you've got to ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure 7 blasts isn't the "all clear nothing's wrong here" signal

[–] PixxlMan@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

7 blasts and one in the middle which is 3/4 the length means you're good to go!

[–] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

That's twelve, time for lunch!

[–] ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world 32 points 11 months ago

Over the years I’ve collectively heard six short blasts. Two more blasts and I’ll have the full set and need to start evacuating.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The place where I work has an emergency alert public address system. I heard them test it once. It sounded a bit like the first part of the tripod sound from War of the Worlds:

https://youtu.be/jzY099ihULs

I think it wouldn't take more than a couple blasts from that before I'd evacuate something.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (3 children)

One of the creepiest real things like this that exists is Chicago’s tornado warning siren

https://youtu.be/LnkMSmLc6mM

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

EMISSION IMMINENT. TAKE SHELTER, STALKERS!

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately they don't use the "Alternate Wail" signal in the video anymore. A few years back they switched to standard Wail.

[–] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Those are different sirens, but the sounds are attempting to harmonize

[–] cosmicrose@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

So anyway, I started blasting

[–] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago

WARNING: BEWARE WITH CAUTION

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

While we’re all wondering what happens at 7 or 9 short blasts, I’m asking how a blast could even be long.

[–] wandermind@sopuli.xyz 18 points 11 months ago

Short blast: BANG!

Long blast: BAAAAAANG!

Hope that helps

[–] bulwark@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

7 means 50% off at Golden Corral. 9 means thermonuclear missile imminent.

[–] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

The dramatic tension would be better if we reverse them

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 2 points 11 months ago

Nuclear explosion sounds are pretty long

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I'm kind of worried what they mean by "blasts"..

[–] Vorticity@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What is this for? I think it says NorthWestern Energy but am not sure. If that's right, maybe it is under a dam's spillway and they use eight short blasts to announce a release of water?

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Tiger cage failure.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Dam failure according to another comment

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Whenever Im in this situation I just float up to around 1000ft and wait for all the screaming to stop before coming back down.

[–] Froyn@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Homelander?

[–] xia@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

8? Are there other codes for 7 & 9, that we need to be counting? What if we were sleeping and unsure of how many blasts we heard? :)

[–] DreamySweet@ani.social 3 points 11 months ago

Evacuate anyway just to be safe.

[–] TheMightyKracken@lemmy.today 1 points 11 months ago

Look outside to see if your neighbors are running.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If this was a ship, yeah there are other codes.

This being an island, though, I have no idea. Are islands treated the same as sailing vessels? 🤔

[–] groucho@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

They're a motherfucker to steer?

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Pretty sure I would be running on blast 2.

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Where are you running to? It's an island

E: Nevermind, I'm an idiot. You're probably running to a boat or something lol. Have a nice day

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 3 points 11 months ago

Nope, just in small circles.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Why? There's plenty of time. If there was any danger at two blasts, they would have said so! You can hang out for a bit longer no worries.