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Road Rage (lemmy.zip)

submitted 9 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[-] metaStatic@kbin.social 30 points 9 months ago

Someone driving the same speed? What if I want to change lanes you dumb bitch.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago

Wtf I'm still sitting on cruise control trying to pass you but then you start matching the cars speed for no reason. I then try to speed up but you do too, so I let off the gas and let cruise control take over again...

He's still there...

[-] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 5 points 9 months ago

The suspense, the thrill! How did it end?!

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I was eaten by actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 28 points 9 months ago

Anyone who’s driving slower is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a maniac

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 16 points 9 months ago

[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

And anyone who drives the same speed as you is weird.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 7 points 9 months ago

Must be following you. Stay alert. Especially if they turn on their blinkers right after you do

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That's when you have to give em the slip

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

And anyone who drives the same speed as you ~~is weird.~~ is a cop.

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Someone driving at the same speed as you is fine. The problem is when that person stay in your dead angle. It grinds my gears.

[-] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Give credit to George Carlin for that one.

[-] snooggums@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Even worse: when they drive faster than you, then slower, then faster again, then slower...

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Even worse: when they drive slower than you but take it personally when you try to pass them and speed up only to slow down 30 seconds later.

[-] SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Me? I'm getting where I need to go.

Everybody else is just traffic.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It's like they just enjoy clogging up the roads or something.

[-] Blamemeta@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

More specifically, in the left lane. The right lane can do whatever it wants

[-] Signtist@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Yeah, if you're in the passing lane, and aren't passing anyone, I'm pissed. I don't care if you're going 10 under or 50 over, the passing lane is exclusively for passing.

[-] foggy@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yes, but NB: the left lane is not a passing lane for left exits or left on ramps/merges.

[-] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

yeah, but how often do you see those around on highways (compared to regular exits)? and it doesn't excuse those people who get in the left lane 10 miles before the turn itself and go 10 mph below the limit...

[-] Donger@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

When you're behind a Tesla and they can't maintain a consistent speed.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 9 months ago

that's by biking is superior, cyclists greet each other with a smile because we're glad to finally see another person on the road who isn't liable to murder us with their vehicle